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Black bears for eggs.

The black bear pushes a wheelbarrow and shouts as he walks through the forest: "Change the eggs!" Rice for eggs! ”

Yo, it's a black bear1" Hearing the shout, the fox lady came out of the wooden house on the side of the road. She stopped the wheelbarrow, untied the bag of rice on the car, looked at it and said, "Good rice, how to change it?" ”

This bag of rice needs to be exchanged for a basket of eggs. The black bear urn sounded angrily.

Well, you wait, I'll go get the eggs. The fox sister-in-law said this, and went into the wooden house again.

The black bear standing on the side of the road quietly reminded himself in his heart at this time: "Black bear, black bear, people say that foxes are cunning, love to lie, love to deceive people, and deal with her, but you have to be careful ......."As the black bear was thinking, the fox sister-in-law came out with a basket of eggs.

The black bear looked, huh! How can this egg be big or small? The big ones are bigger than the melons, and the small ones are smaller than the walnuts. Before the black bear could speak, the fox sister-in-law said, "This big egg was laid by a big chicken; The eggs are laid by the chickens, so there's nothing strange about them. ”

It's not surprising. The black bear was embarrassed and said, "But ......."”

But what? The fox sister-in-law glared at the black bear and said, "It seems that you still can't trust me, right?" Take a closer look, is my sister-in-law like **? ”

The black bear took a closer look, no, the fox sister-in-law was wearing a white apron, wearing a red flower jacket, and a smile on her face, not like ** at all.

Okay, for that. The black bear carried a bag of rice into the wooden house and loaded a basket of eggs onto the wheelbarrow. Back at home, the black bear puts the eggs on the hot kang, and he wants to hatch a flock of chicks and set up a chicken farm.

Strange things happen.

On the first day, 30 baby turtles emerge from the eggshells. The little turtle left the black bear's house and swam away along the stream; ．

The next day, 60 small green snakes came out of the eggshell, and the little green snakes climbed up the hillside and disappeared into the grass;

On the third day, 90 small crocodiles came out of the eggshells, and the crocodiles plopped and jumped into the lake and never showed their faces again;

On the fourth day, the largest and last egg cracked, and out of the shell came a small ostrich, which said to the black bear, "Come to the desert and play with me, goodbye!" With that, he ran away on long legs.

Looking at the empty eggshells full of kang, the black bear laughed, and he said to himself: "Fox, fox, I really can't do anything about you!" ”

One day, the little white rabbit mm went out to play, got lost when he came home, and came to a three-way intersection, and a little gray rabbit happened to come. Sister White Rabbit asked, "Brother Gray Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go?" "The gray rabbit saw that the white rabbit's sister was single.

The man said with bad intentions, "Do you want to know?" The White Rabbit said

Of course you want to know, just tell me. The gray rabbit said: "If you want to know, let my brother be happy!"

So, the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy, and after the incident, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, white.

The rabbit then walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a three-way intersection again, what can I do, there happened to be a little black rabbit again, so the white rabbit sister asked: "Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go?" "See you Black Rabbit.

Sister White Rabbit was single, so she said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?" The White Rabbit said

Of course you want to know, just tell me. The black rabbit said: "If you want to know, let my brother be happy!"

So, the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy, and when he was done, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. The white rabbit came home, and soon after, gave birth to a litter of baby rabbits, guess what, what color the little rabbit is? Guess I'm in for a treat.

Someone guesses it's white, you say it's not right, you guess it's black, you say it's not right, guess again, guess it's gray, you say it's not right, guess it's variegated, you say it's not right.

The girl asked: So what color do you say, you say, do you want to know?

She said: I want to know.

You say: If you want to know, then let brother