What failed lies did you tell when you were kids?

During the Chinese New Year, my mother said to help me save my pocket money, but it was sealed to someone else in a blink of an eye.

I believe that when I was a child, whenever it was time for the school to start, there were always a group of students who lost their homework when they handed in their homework in class.

lied to my parents that the school would pay 300 yuan for tuition, but my father directly asked the teacher about the specific situation, and I was severely beaten.

It's that when I used to be studying, I lied to my father, and my mother said that she was going to buy pens, but in fact, she wanted to buy snacks, and then her parents debunked it at a glance.

When I was a child, I said that I wanted to make up for the class, and then I didn't dare to tell my family, but later my mother directly called ** and asked the teacher.

In the third grade of elementary school, I did my summer homework, and one of them was to fill a book of new words. Everyone must have an image of the new word book when they were young. After writing for a few days, I felt that it was too much, so I tore off two pages from the middle of the notebook, which would not have any traces of tearing the paper and could reduce the workload.

After writing for a few more days, I felt that it was still too much, and tore two more pages. When I handed in my homework at the beginning of the school year, the teacher called me to the office alone, shook the six-page notebook and asked me, "What are you talking to me about?"

When I was in the first grade, I didn't do my homework, and the homeroom teacher had to ask me, "Why didn't you do your homework?" I can admit it, I said I wrote it! I wrote!

The teacher still has to ask, who watched you write, and blurted out at the time, My mother watched me write! Then the teacher checked with my mother, and it was exposed, and that night I was beaten, and my mother scolded and scolded while beating back, "Bad luck child! You don't know I'm in the same office as your teacher! ”

In fact, there are a lot of lies like this, for example, when I was a child, I liked to ask my parents for pocket money to buy pencils and stationery, but in fact, my parents could see at a glance that they were lying, that is, they wanted pocket money.

When I was a child, I wet the bed, and I quietly folded the quilt, and it was still wet at night. Sleeping with my uncle in a quilt, wetting the bed, Uncle Lai's peeing, my uncle ran in tears...The above is what I did when I was 5 years old, when my uncle was 30.

He farted in front of his relatives and said. It's Daddy's BB machine ringing. When I grew up, I bought a scarf for EX, and then pulled the scarf so hard that it was very loose, and lied to him that I knitted it myself. However, that scarf has a reindeer motif on it.

The first grade Chinese test, the pinyin test, all kinds of no, the average score of the class is 99, I scored 16 points, and then I went to the stall to buy a red pen, changed to 98 points....When I got home, my dad punished me for not watching "Huanzhu Gege" at night.

I used to practice calligraphy at the same table and won awards, and the homework assigned by the teacher. Any reading of the text five times and the like, he has to be signed by the parents, and he signs it himself every time, and the teacher can't see it at all. Suddenly, one day, on a whim, he really got his parents to sign it.

That day, the teacher called him to the office: It's terrible, you will pretend to be a parent to sign, thinking I can't see it!