The opening statement of the old artist storytelling, the opening statement of the storyteller

Shoot the waking wood first, tell the audience that it has started, you can shut up and close the sound, and finally you have to shoot the waking wood, and the waking wood is also exquisite, if you shoot it in the set poem, that is, before the last three words, such as: Say very dragon fight (pop!) Tiger fight!

This is an old artist in the past Kannai; If Xingmu is slapped outside the set poem, for example: Say that the dragon fights! (Smack!)

This is the old artist outside the gate in the past.

Ladies and gentlemen, I talked about it last time.

An opening statement is a sermon that introduces the topic during a performance or other opening, starting with a figurative essay, introduction, or speech'Part. Next, I will sort out the opening remarks about the storyteller for you, for reference only, I hope it can help you!

The three emperors and five emperors of morality, the famous Xia Hou Shang Zhou.

Heroic Five. Spring and autumn, rise and fall in an instant!

A few lines of names and surnames in the history of Qing, Beibei.

Countless barren hills. The fields of the predecessors were collected by the later generations, and it was said that the dragons and tigers were fighting.

Storytelling, singing, and persuading people, three major roads to go**.

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life.

Life is in the world every day, every day, the sun and the moon are like shuttles every year.

There are rich families, but the poor are cold.

You can get promoted and make a fortune, and you can finish kicking your legs.

The word fame and fortune is a wall, and the masters are hidden inside.

If someone jumps out of the wall, it is the immortal party.

The stars in the sky are unknown for many months, and the people on the earth are unfair.

The birds in the trees are noisy, and the fish in the river are unclear.

Four sentences of gossip have been said, four sentences are gossip, eight sentences are outlines, and twelve sentences are guides, leading to half a volume of the broken book and "Xijiang Moon".

One song. Ladies and gentlemen, old and young, don't think I'm clumsy, humble, stupid, and untrue. All of you sit firmly in the row, read the storyteller, push away the small drum covered with cowhide, knock open the three planks that float across the river and the sea, and rap for everyone to relieve your worries and relieve boredom.

No need to wrap your head, no need to paint your face, no need to go on stage, no need to pedal board. The little second sister is on the kang, let's turn our heads and sing.

I didn't say please, please, please, please, it was the old and the young, gentlemen. You listen carefully, you have to be noisy and can't listen accurately, but it's strange that I can't speak clearly.

From the beginning of the book, I will start with a small paragraph, and then start the whole article after the short paragraph is finished. Why do you say a short paragraph first, because it is the old rule of storytelling.

This is said that I can sing the little pieces you said, do you know that ten can sing nine different.

Which said that you forgot the small paragraph, since I learned to remember please. Why do you remember that the master has worked hard in front of him, punished him for kneeling, pushing bricks, and boiling the lamp.

Let's talk about you: love to listen to the text, love to listen to the martial arts, love to listen to the loyalty, love to listen to the traitor? Love to cry and laugh, love to listen to sour?

I love to listen to Wen to Bao Gong's case, and I love to listen to Wu to talk about Liangshan. I love to listen to the loyal Yang family general.

I love to listen to the adulterous to come to the year of righteousness. Love to listen to crying to Meng Jiangnu.

I love to listen to laughter and talk about Diao Chan.

I love to listen to the cup back and forth, I love to listen to the sour drama fans, half literate, half Wuwa Gangzhai, half loyal and half rape Liu Gong case. Half crying and half laughing Tianmen array, half plain and half sour white snake biography.

The old man loves to listen to the Bao Gong case, and the young man loves to hear about Liangshan. The girl loves to listen to Meng Jiangnu, and the wife loves to listen to the legend of the fans. It's hard for one person to be called a hundred people's opinions, so let's not say anything today, and listen to me last time.

Storyteller opening remarks 1

Uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, I xx people, I introduce a storyteller to go south and north, the four seas as home, passing by your place, but see the mountains and rivers beautiful, auspicious clouds, no one spitting, no mouth out of the mouth, no one jaywalking, no chickens flying eggs, not to see donkeys on the tree, it is really a treasure of feng shui.

Storyteller opening remarks 2

Brothers and sisters, I will lend you a piece of treasure land today, and I will talk to you, if you have money, you will hold a money field, and if you are not rich, don't go, you will hold a personal field, here I thank you, I wish you all the best in the Year of the Tiger, give birth to a boy like a tiger, and the tiger will be vigorous.

Giving birth to a daughter is like a green onion, beautiful and white. The young man grew more and more energetic, the mother-in-law opened her mouth when she saw it, the eldest girl became more and more beautiful, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law were so happy that they broke their legs. Why? Happy to be demented.

Storyteller Opening Remarks 3

Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, someone asked; Are you selling dog skin plasters, tell you, we have been real people for generations, and the dog skin plasters are all fake, we never play with the false, if you want to come, come to the real one, we are storytellers. If you want to talk about hundreds of years ago, we haven't seen it, children don't want to listen to it, say now, people talk about TV and radio all day long, let's talk about a person around us today, if you want to come, you will have a lively one. Who do you say?

This is to choose a thick-skinned one, the one with thick skin that can't be pricked and bleeding. Who is it?

The rich hold a money field, and the rich people hold a personal field; Take a washbasin and walk around.