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Anonymous users2024-02-151. The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, and it will be gone in about a week.
2. Life is like playing **, either you hang first, or I hang first.
3. The secret of longevity: Keep breathing, don't lose your breath.
4. Because I used to dig out my heart and lungs, I have no heart and lungs now.
5. Some people, when they do **, look much better than real people.
6. I don't tidy up my room, I'm a messy beauty.
7. There are some things that do not need to be argued, obey on the surface, and resist secretly.
8. Brushing your teeth is a joyful and sad thing, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
9. I am flat-chested and proud, and I am a national provincial fabric.
10. Be happy when you're alive, because we're going to die for a long time.
11, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, they are all made up.
12. If the heavens give me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the heavens.
13. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible.
14. You know my strength, I know your depth.
15. If you look like a bun, don't complain about the dog following.
16, don't be obsessed with your brother, sister-in-law is a legend.
17. A rattan on a high mountain, a copper bell is hung on the rattan head, the wind blows the rattan and the copper bell moves, and the wind and the vine stops the copper bell.
18. White Stone Tower, White Stone Tower, White Stone White Tower, White Tower White Stone Tower, White Stone Tower, White Stone Tower, Stone Tower White and Big.
Don't dare to spend money, when can you be an entrepreneur, you can't be a home, you can't be a master, you can only be a nanny for others.
20. Go on East Street, walk on West Street, see if you have it, if you haven't yet, you should shoot when you should shoot, and the opportunity is not every day.
21. You can buy with confidence and use it boldly, my products are all guaranteed! Each one is guaranteed, and the products are all shining.
22. Buy a horse and buy a run, buy a good product, and pick up a big girl! To buy a comb, of course, you will buy a cow tendon comb.
I don't have a lot of money, I can't buy a house, I can't buy a car, and if I can buy it, I can only buy a toy car for my son that can't smoke.
24. Use it with confidence, buy it boldly, don't hesitate, don't wander, you hesitate, you wander and you come in vain.
I don't have a lot of money, I can't buy a house, I can't buy a car, and I can't travel to Singapore.
26, I'm doing it, you're looking, your eyes are calculating, your heart is calculating, you say 2 yuan is not worth it.
27. Smoking hurts the liver, drinking hurts the stomach, playing mahjong tires the society, and finding a lady is a criminal offense.
28. It's not about buying a refrigerator or freezer, but having a family meeting with my wife for half a year.
Dollars are not a problem, you can't hurt your waist, you can't delay things, you can't buy a house or land.
30, Zhang San buys a horse and Zhang San rides, Li Si is not anxious, it is better to act than to be excited!
31. Opportunities don't come every day, so shoot when it's time to shoot, so as not to rush to the field empty-handed.
Dollars are common, and eating a pack of chewing gum less is better than losing a sparrow.
33. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north; The artillerymen were afraid to touch the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid to touch the artillery guns.
34. One-day life: Talk about righteousness in the morning, righteousness at noon, luck in the afternoon, and strength in the evening.
35. The monk serves the soup on the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk ends the soup on the tower, and the soup slides and the tower is hot.
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