Funny verse adaptation, funny poem adaptation laughs at the dead

Funny poems adapted to laugh at the dead: 1, the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his saliva was 3,000 feet, and he had no money in his pocket.

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2. The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, Li Bai came to the bathroom, and flew down 3,000 feet, only to find that he didn't bring paper.

3. The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke and eggplant, who are you chatting with? The Yellow River has its own clarification day, which is an ordinary colleague.

4. The sunshine oven produces purple smoke, and you can see the roast duck shop in front of the door. The saliva went straight down to 3,000 feet, and I wanted to buy my father without giving money.

5. If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite you everywhere. There is a tornado at night, and how many mosquitoes die.

6. Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. When the big bear comes at night, no one can run.

7. Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Sprinkle a little dichlorvos and not just die.

9, in the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window. I saw an X-ray of the hospital, and my hair was gone.

10. The moonlight in front of the bed, and the old king next door. Pull the curtain and close the window, and the girl wants to change her clothes.

11. On the afternoon of hoeing day, nothing is reliable. If you have nothing to do, it is better to fight the landlord.

12. On the afternoon of hoeing day, it was really hard to hold a meeting, slap your hands until you were disabled, and you had to block your mouth.

13. On the afternoon of hoeing day, it is so hard to earn money, and if you work hard to earn some money, you have to pay your wife.

Once, Liu Jinshan said, "Ask how much sorrow you can have", and Feng Gong actually replied, "It's just like a leaky pot and two pots", which is so funny! Since then, some funny ancient poems have been adapted into everyone's happy daily life. Funny and crooked poems like this make people laugh for a day!

The funny version of the adapted verse is as follows:1. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

2. The water depth of Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet, and the ancients did not use paper to defecate.

3, the merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country, and she still sings nunchucks across the river.

4. What is the long time to say goodbye, I will Tianma Meteor Fist.

5. The country is like a picture, and life is like a dream.

6, the wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and I love King Adi all my life.

7. Gently I go, just as I came gently.

8. I shook the sack and did not take away a cabbage with my left hand to touch the stove, there is a pot on the stove, and there is water in the pot, and the water is poisonous.

9, I hated the village girl for a long time, and I didn't know how to turn into it.

10, Stallone walked Huayin County at night, and Lu Tizhi punched Chen Guanxi.

11, Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, and the white lady was full of Jinshan words.

12, Brother Zeng was divorced, and his ex-wife Li Yuchun.

13, when the mandarin ducks hugged each other, the ducks watched the excitement on the sidelines.

14, the crowd looked for him, and suddenly looked back at the person who was at the door of the commissary.

15. It's hard to say goodbye when you see each other, and it's brain-dead to see the whole family again.

16. Committed suicide by the mountains during the day, and the Yellow River entered the sea**.

17. Ask what is the situation in the world, and teach people to vomit when they eat.

18, catch the thief first capture the king, scold the mother first.

19. Rich people eventually become dependents, and lovers suffer for life.

20, Dongfang Dongfang, you are too reckless.

21, cheap can be cheap, very cheap, the sky is cheap, and the gentleman will not hesitate to be cheap.

22, flying straight down 3,000 feet, suspected of being stool without paper.