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The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what?
As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb and the stone fought with the rice cake, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the ......... of the seaOnce upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.
The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught? Rice cake! Ah Song and Ah Bai chatted with each other about nothing, and the years were unforgiving.
Ah Song: "When I think back to my childhood, the happiest thing I had was Children's Day. Aber:
Ten years later, Youth Day will be celebrated. Ah Song: "Father's Day in 10 years."
Abai: "In a few decades, it will be Old Man's Day." Ason:
And a few more decades. Abai: "Qingming Festival."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, 1+1=?."Xiao Ming said
I don't know. The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family."
Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, his mother was arguing with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1+1=?" Mom said
Bastard! "Xiao Ming knows that 1+1 = bastard; Xiao Ming went to ask his father again, his father was drinking beer, and Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+1=?"
Dad said, "Cool! "Xiao Ming knows again that 1+1 = cool; Xiao Ming went to ask his grandfather again, his grandfather was watching TV, Xiao Ming asked:
Grandpa 1+1=? Grandpa said, "Gangster boss!
Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = gang boss; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: People who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = people who rose up and did not want to be slaves; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was singing a nursery rhyme:
The little rabbit obediently opens the door! Xiao Ming knew that 1+1 = the little rabbit obediently opened the door. The next day, the teacher asked:
Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming said, "Bastard."
"Smack" The teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably
Who taught you? Xiao Ming said: "Gangster boss."
The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" Xiao Ming sang:
People who rise up and do not want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out of the door, and Xiao Ming knocked on the door and sang: The little rabbit obediently opened the door.
The teacher fainted.
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First of all, most of the writing essays are students, but students rarely experience emotional matters, but adults think that children don't understand emotions, so it's the coldest about emotional issues.
But some young, middle-aged, or adolescent people think they've had a relationship, no matter what it is.
There are many young people who think they have experienced feelings.
Most middle-aged people see through feelings.
People in adolescence crave affection.
So feelings are also the hottest.
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There is no one in China who is the richest, coldest and most handsome! As the saying goes, there is a sky out of the sky! There are people outside the people! A mountain is taller than a mountain.
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I am who I am. Who are you too. Can I delete the question? How do you ask a question on knowing? The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but...
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Will a woman still have a period if she blows up the moon? When you die, will you pass it on to your grandchildren?
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1.It's you. 2.Yes and I. 3.Who are you? 4.Who am I? 5.The coldest joke in the world.
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The coldest winter in Zhangjiajie is only a few degrees below 0. The coldest time is generally a cold snap in winter, and I don't know when the average temperature is?
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It's all the same - Li Ronghao.
Words: Li Ronghao.
Music: Li Ronghao.
February days dilute the lines on the banks of the river.
And that faded canvas shoe.
I thought the end would be beautiful.
I thought it wouldn't.
The two of us walked alone on both sides of the road.
It turns out that we are not like this.
Take a photo to commemorate this place.
A smile without content.
Listen to your fence quietly at sunset.
The two people who turned around couldn't let go.
All the same wounded.
It's as if they're going to be strangers to each other.
The road is over, and the tears are not dry.
The left hand is holding the right hand.
It's all the same, and it can't be changed.
The habit of crying when listening to my songs.
The braver you are, the more lonely you are.
No matter how sweet and sad this love song is, let me sing it for you at the end.
As soon as the piano sounded, his eyes were red and his heart was cold.
The two of us walked alone on both sides of the road.
It turns out that we are not like this.
Take a photo to commemorate this place.
A smile without content.
Listen to your fence quietly at sunset.
The two people who turned around couldn't let go.
All the same wounded.
It's as if they're going to be strangers to each other.
The road is over, and the tears are not dry.
The left hand is holding the right hand.
It's all the same, and it can't be changed.
The habit of crying when listening to my songs.
The braver you are, the more lonely you are.
No matter how sweet and sad this love song is, let me sing it for you at the end.
As soon as the piano sounded, his eyes were red.
It's all the same, and it can't be changed.
The habit of crying when listening to my songs.
The braver you are, the more lonely you are.
No matter how sweet and sad this love song is, let me sing it for you at the end.
As soon as the sound of the piano started, his eyes were red, his eyes were cold, and his heart was the same.
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What's the name of the song? Wonder.
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