Others say that Huang Tian is humorous?

The yellow sky is above, and the thick soil is the evidence......Such words are usually very sincere bows and vows, showing sincerity! Do you mean that the other party is an untrustworthy person, a person who is full of nonsense and lies? You can say that the sky is blue and the sun is white, what nonsense are you going to say!

This phrase is generally used to worship brothers or worship Jinlan, for example, when the emperor is above, who are you worshipping as brothers or Jinlan.

The yellow sky is above, and there is you below.

How are you! I had a dream last night that I won the lottery and the result was spent by you, and you were going to have breakfast with me.

2. Good morning, do you see me beautiful this morning? Ha ha!

3. Did you know that I broke into your dream last night? Good morning.

4. How could I be fine without you in the morning, haha!

5. Open your eyes in the morning and see your greetings, you put happy! Brought it to me, and I bring happiness to you.

6. Thank you for your greetings, let the sunshine of happiness shine on you, and the moon gives you a sweet dream, may you be happy! Happy!

7. If it was sent by a good friend, it can also be like this, if I can eat a hot breakfast, I will feel better, which means invite me to dinner!

8. If you don't like the person, it's not appropriate not to reply to the message, just reply directly if you don't say good morning, I will sleep better, humorous and not offend, and I won't bother you anymore.

9. I didn't sleep well last night, hello, I'm fine.

10. Good morning! It's so beautiful to wake up and see the sun, it's even better to see you.

11. You must have had a beautiful dream last night, so you look so beautiful in the morning! Good morning.

12. How are you! I can't find my things, can you please help me find them?

Someone joked, "I'm afraid you're going to heaven!" It means that you are too capable and have gone to heaven, and you can reply humorously as follows: "I don't go to heaven."

Can I see you? It means that you have already succeeded.

When he got to heaven, he had to be speechless.

I can joke that I'm afraid you're going to heaven. This strike.

A sentence may be a joke, but you can also reply with humor and humor. For example, you can say no, I can't go to heaven because I'm too heavy. Or maybe my weight can't fly.

Or maybe that's great, it's like I'm going to fly around in the sky.

If someone jokes and says, "I'm afraid you're going to heaven," I'll say, "I'll take you up and have a look."

Hello, if someone jokes with you and says, "I'm afraid you're going to heaven", you also jokingly reply "Don't worry, I'll hold you and fly together".

If someone jokes with me that you're afraid you're going to heaven, the one thing I'm going to say is that yes, I want to be with the sun.

This sentence is a sentence that is often seen in chats nowadays, since it is a joke, you might as well reply with you, "Yes, I will take you with me when I go up." ”

Then you should be humorous, I will take you with me in heaven, otherwise no one will joke with me, and you will still be my companion in heaven.

I can reply to the other party, in fact, I just want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, fly into the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun, in order to better overlook the land of China and talk about my wishes.

Tell him: wings are being prepared.

I'm in heaven, you're going to miss me, so why don't I take you with me first.

You said I was afraid I wouldn't be able to go up, but the rope was in your hands.

Hahaha, will you lend me wings?

Because I'm the one who wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Fairies originally lived in the sky!

Would you like to take you with you, we're good friends!

Reply, I have been flying in the sky many times in my dreams!

Haha, I want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

Just say that you "have been fainted there for a long time, and you can't leave if you want to, or, if you help me go, I will tip you" and so on.

Pls is this**? I'm laughing somewhere else, I'm dizzy, I'm coming, help me up, I'm going back.

No, I can't get sick on the road, I can only get sick in your car. Veteran drivers get up.

I'm just a floating cloud, occasionally reflected in your heart.

If halo can choose ...

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Big brother, you are humorous enough, you can ask such a humorous question.

I recommend you to read the encyclopedia of troubles, and the discipline is gone.

Humorous responses.

One thing is being clarified.

Recently there have been rumors that I like you, and I want to clarify, that's not a rumor! ”

Women like men with a little sense of humor, and if you give her a humor when she asks you what you're doing, it will definitely add a lot of points. Men with high emotional intelligence know this skill. For example, a woman asks you, what are you doing?

Re: Clarifying one thing.

Woman: What, is it important? Re: Very important, a lifetime affair. There is a rumor ......

Woman: What rumors? Re: There are rumors that I like you.

Woman: Well, that's a bit of nonsense, what are you going to do? Re: I want to clarify, that's not a rumor.

Rhetorical question. Do you know what's in your lover's eye? ”

The woman asked, "What are you doing?" For example, he will ask you, "Do you know what is in your lover's eyes?" ”

Of course, ordinary girls will "come out of the eyes of lovers, even children know." However, he will say that you are wrong.

It's not Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover, it's you! ”

Although the love story is a little dirty, it can capture the delicate heart of the girl, probably only with high emotional intelligence.

of men understand this.

Statement. I didn't do anything, I just looked at your ** in a daze".

This statement of the man is a kind of inner confession, which can be regarded as a sign that the man really cares about you. If a man doesn't care about you at all, or has low emotional intelligence, he may reply with "I'm busy" or "I'm bored, in a daze". Both of these replies will disappoint the woman.

And a man with high emotional intelligence will directly express what he means thinking about you in another way, such as "I didn't do anything, I'm just looking at your ** in a daze", looking at your ** in a daze, of course, I am thinking about your metaphor.

In short, the higher a man's emotional intelligence, the more he can say his inner love words without revealing a trace, which moves women.

Doubt. Guess what? ”

If the man replies to you to "guess", then he must be sure of you, and you will not be angry when you are determined, which also shows that the man's emotional intelligence is not low. Moreover, this kind of can also force back some women who are just asking questions out of boredom.

If you continue, then he will start to take the initiative to start talking about people's preferences, everyone's interesting experiences, and after getting acquainted with each other, he will talk about friends, family, and even personal values. Men with high emotional intelligence are always able to successfully grasp the right to speak, and then guide the other party to where they want to go.

When others say you give it a try, this should refer to the sentence under what circumstances you are saying, what you want to try, and only by understanding the whole situation can you reply to the other party correctly. If you take it literally, you can reply: "You're right, I just want to try it, see how it feels."

How to reply in the process of chatting is only up to imagination. It's more about quick thinking, understanding what the other party thinks, and then choosing the right way to express it tactfully. Then the chat will be more interesting and the chat will be happier.

When others say that you are talented, humor and wisdom, please see below.

1. Thanks to the wrong love, "The trip of three people must have my teacher." "Learn from each other and take care of each other.

2. Virtue is thin and talented, and it is praised falsely.

3. Smile and be generous, not worth a damn.

4. Don't laugh at a hole.

5. It is not worth mentioning.

6. Virtue is thin and fresh, and it is praised.

7. It's a shame to hang up and leak ten thousand.

8. Don't take it personally.

9. The class has an axe, and it is ashamed.

1. Be polite and thank others for their compliments, 2 sentences of thanks or awards.

3. The key is to be sincere and polite to people.

Generally, such a thing can only be broken if it is done in the opposite way.

And so on, to divert the attention of others, and make people laugh and be generous.

In your case, it's okay to say, "That's what the 21st century lacks the most is people like me."

In this case, it is not appropriate to just nod in agreement or praise the other person.

The former seems a little arrogant, and the latter is a little fake.

Or to put it in a self-deprecating tone:'Oops, you've got a lot of vision! I've always felt that way.

Or yes'Haha, we're really heroes'

After saying that, laugh This not only praises the other party, but also avoids embarrassment.

Re: - Ugly!

Please advise! 〃

You can say "Okay, just try."