What are some of your bottom of the box jokes?

A few days ago, the eldest aunt was in a very unbeautiful mood, and her son and husband were trem......bling at homeToday, the eldest aunt is finally over, and the landlord's good mood is also ...... skyrocketingIn the afternoon, I picked up my son and came home from school, only to see my son running into the house at a fast speed and picking up **: Grandma, you come and pick me up to play, the danger period has passed.

Something big happened while eating hot pot tonight. My sister's daughter is 7 years old, and suddenly she put her hand on the pot...After coaxing her not to cry, ask her why? She said she wanted to see what it looked like when she had her hands soaked...I'm in a hurry:

What's that? Lamb goes in raw and comes out cooked! The potatoes are hard to go in and come out!

Enoki mushrooms go straight in and roll out! What do you say!? She shouted with a crying voice

How can the chopsticks go in and come out or chopsticks!? Sad....With whom does this IQ follow? ...

A class reunion trip, a female classmate showed off her daughter**, how beautiful. Everyone praised them, and said, "Your daughter doesn't look like you, nor does she look like your husband." "I yelled for a moment and said I'll take a look.

It's got something to do with you! "

Before going to work, tell my mother-in-law not to let my son play on the computer. Read more books and review homework. The mother-in-law nodded and agreed......The landlord smiled and went to work with peace of mind, who knew that as soon as he stepped out of the house two steps, he heard the voice of his mother-in-law's eagerness and even cheering:

Quick, good grandson, your mother is gone, let's continue with yesterday's zombie ...... plant war

**It's been more than two months, and I haven't seen any results! Today, my daughter-in-law put two big elbows on the table and said to me, "Eat!!

I asked confusedly, "Isn't it forbidden to eat meat?" The daughter-in-law said

You don't eat meat anymore! But you kill two catties of rice at every meal, **! Can you lose ..?

The new manager is not tall, still a bald and big belly, when everyone chatted together yesterday, Da Gang asked Xiaomei: "The handsome manager with long legs of one meter eight, replaced by this bare-haired Wu Dalang, do you feel that you are bored at work?" Before the words fell, I saw the shiny head of the new manager appear at the door, and suddenly I felt that this winter was so cold

I went to the shoe city with my girlfriend to buy shoes, ** negotiated 180 yuan a pair, I paid and was ready to go, the boss asked my girlfriend if I wanted to bring a pair, my girlfriend said: I bought other things The money is not enough, only 130 yuan, the boss lady is happy: Yes, I will sell you this **......

The jokes here are not only pressing the bottom of the box, but they are almost hairy