What kind of jokes are there about pressing the bottom of the box?

There was an old man who accidentally fell into the river when he was crossing the bridge, and the river god asked the old man: Did you fall into the river with a golden hen or a silver hen? The old man was an old hen, and when the river god heard this, he felt that the old man was very honest, so he gave the old man the golden hen and the silver hen and the old hen.

When an old woman heard about this, she took a duck and deliberately threw it into the river when she crossed the bridge, and the duck swam away on its own.

Once, the Chinese just learned Li Bai's "Shu Dao Difficult", the Chinese teacher memorized, drew to the class leader, and the class leader memorized: "Erlai is 48,000 years old, and you don't have a relationship with Qin Saitong" and forgot the words, the teacher looked up at him and reminded him of the sentence "Xidang", and then the most exciting thing happened, and the squad leader was like this....That's all....Sit down!

I bought a dress for 1110 yuan, and I said to the boss: "Your pants are so expensive, the quality is not good" The boss said that there is absolutely no problem. So I said:

Can I try squats then"? The boss said, "Yes," and after squatting, I said

Boss, can you run"? The boss said, "Of course."

Then I turned around and ran, the boss chased me desperately and said that I didn't give money, and now there is no commitment between people in society, and my heart is blocked.

After dinner in the evening, I had nothing to do, so I went to the nearby night market for a walk, and accidentally saw a baby turtle selling on the side of the road, and then I asked the stall owner: "Boss, how long can you live selling this turtle?" The stall owner said, "It depends on how you raise it, and if you raise it well, you can send it away." ”

In the 80s, a peasant woman was bored waiting for the car to sew a sandbag for her granddaughter, and suddenly her body was itchy, and her hand touched something, so she put it in the sandbag and sewed it again. A woman next to her was surprised and asked what the answer was: Think about laughing.

The woman was so curious that she bought it for five cents. The peasant woman instructed that she could only disassemble it after getting into the car. After she carefully dismantled it, a flea popped out.

The woman screamed: "Oh yes! I bought a flea for five cents!

The occupants burst into laughter. As soon as this matter spreads, think about it and laugh.

The woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the river, and a river god came out and asked him, "Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe or this silver axe?" The woodcutter said

I dropped an iron axe. The river god said, "You are very honest, and you have given you both axes."

The woodcutter took the axe home and found that the axe had been bought by the river god from Pinxi, one was a full axe and the other was a very axe.

High school classmates, the king of white characters, read the ** of "return my rivers and mountains" on Yue Fei Temple in the history books, read it as "mountains and rivers I bag" from left to right, Chinese class, the teacher asked him to read "Dayan River - My Nanny", one of the sentences "Your pawned one-zhang square garden", read "pawn" as "Qu charge", the classmates laughed, he was stunned, and then read it again with a more emotional and soothing voice than the first time, at this time, the whole class could not be played, and the teachers and classmates all covered their stomachs and laughed...... In short, there were many, many jokes that happened to him, and even years later, they were still the joke we had to talk about at every meeting.

The first time my foodie girlfriend came to my house for dinner, my mother kept putting vegetables ...... for herFinally, she couldn't help it anymore and secretly said to me, "Can you add a piece of meat to me?" ”

One of the most classic jokes, the beginning is very scary, the middle is very funny, and the end is very miserable, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died. That's something I've known since I was in elementary school.

A friend of mine is named Wang Genji, and the last time I went to her house with my girlfriend, her father asked, are you Xiao Wang? Think about it, it doesn't feel right, and say that you're Xiaoji, right? At this time, my girlfriend's mother came, and scolded you until you see that you are such an adult, and you can't say anything, yo young man, you are the foundation, right?

Faced with the confusing facts of the case, Officer Wang fell into deep thought and soon fell asleep." There is also a "why Chang'e is fickle, because her name is change".

Once upon a time, there was a man who gave birth to three children, the eldest child was called a thief, the second child was called a kitchen knife, and the third child was called trouble, and one day the three of them found that the third child was missing, and the eldest child and the second child went to the police station and the eldest child said to the police: "Uncle policeman, my thief came with a kitchen knife to find trouble."

During my freshman year, my aunt brought out a bowl of noodles in the cafeteria, and I stretched out my hand with the senior at the same time, and then the senior showed me a good smile, and moved the bowl towards me, wow, the senior is not only handsome, but also such a gentleman, I nodded to him with grateful eyes, and stretched out my hand to pick up the bowl of noodles, when I was about to take the bowl, the senior spoke, "Classmate, let me go, I want to add some vinegar." ”

Penguins and polar bears are friends, one day, the penguin felt bored, went to play with the polar bear, walked and walked, walked for two years, remembered that the door was not closed, so he went back to close the door, and went to the polar bear's house, it took four years. The polar bear said, my house is not fun, let's go out of your house to play,

Yes. It's funny. It's been a long time to press the bottom of the box, and I can't take it out.

During the evening self-study, the principal made rounds around. Our class was very noisy, and the principal stood at the door for a while, rushed in and scolded him impassionedly, and the class fell silent, and then he went out. After a while, the principal came in through the back door and comfortingly touched the heads of his classmates in the back row

Well, this class is much better. Then he praised us again. We: