Cross talk,,, sketches or songs that can be performed in just three minutes for college entrance int

Are you taking the exam, you should think for yourself!

Sketch: Graduation song characters: senior brother, second senior brother, little junior sister, junior brother, first junior brother, second junior sister, first junior sister, second junior sister, and two junior sisters sang in unison: Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green and ......

Junior 1: I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white, and the silent era may not be too far away to love.

Two: Don't ask, don't say, everything is in plain sight, this moment is a candlelight for us to spend quietly.

School sister 1: If you love me, don't go, if you say, don't hear what you really say, give me a little tenderness.

School sister 2: Friends go together for a lifetime, those days are no more, a word, a lifetime, a love, a glass of wine (pause).

Qi: Who married the sentimental you, who comforted the crying you, who tied up your long hair, who made you a wedding dress (according to the actor's singing conditions, the length of the sentence order can be appropriately adjusted, the feelings are sincere, the chorus should be neat, and the harmony can be appropriate).

Student 1: This time the singing is not bad, the graduation party is about to start, we have to hurry up.

Student 1: You said, let's perform this show and give it to the senior brothers and sisters, can we do it?

School sister 2: I heard that the boy in the ** grade did the ballet Little Swan, and the Divine Comedy was nervous, and he was always powerful.

Junior 2: When you say that, I'm really worried.

Junior 1: It's okay, it's okay, let's have a discussion with my brothers and sisters tonight, let's just feel the situation and see what they like.

Student 1: How do you touch the situation?

Junior 2: Senior brother likes you the most, you don't want to touch it as much as you want, just touch it?

Senior Sister 1: you, the little sister still likes you the most.

Junior 1: He was looking forward to the little sister touching his ......What about the situation.

Senior Sister 2: Don't be poor, it's time for senior brothers and sisters to come.

Senior brothers and sisters are on the top.

Younger brothers and sisters: Hello senior brother, good junior sister, good second senior brother.

Second Senior Brother: It's been four years, I've been talking for four years, don't call me Second Senior Brother, people still think my surname is Pig.

Senior Brother: You troublemakers, I have to say something for your second senior brotherSecond Senior Brother: Yes, you tell me about Senior Brother:

Some people see that his appearance is a bit tiger, some people say that he is honest and cute, and some people say that he is a bit of a second, but in fact, he is not a second senior brother at all: not at all! Big Brother:

No, the well, the well of the well water, say you, both horizontal and vertical are the second and second senior brothers: then you are not as good as me, you are the fourth senior brother: four?

It can be said that Fang Qingping's stand-up comedy.

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people and said that they were very fierce;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted; And lose the bridge.

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go empty;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS.)