Jokes that happen on the boat, jokes about boats

Updated on amusement 2024-08-03
15 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-15

    There was a group of animals on the boat, and the boat broke down and some animals were going to be thrown down, so everyone told jokes, and whoever could make all the animals laugh won The cow told a joke and everyone laughed, only the pigs didn't laugh. The cow was ruthlessly thrown into the sea. The horse made a joke, and everyone didn't laugh, and the pig laughed, and everyone asked the pig why he laughed, and the pig said

    The cow joke is so funny".

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-14

    Manly Zinedine Zidane.

    Guess what I'll do when I get paid? ”

    Figo: "Give it to my wife?" ”

    Zinedine Zidane: "No, it's in the bank. ”

    Figo: "That's manhood. ”

    Zinedine Zidane: "Then put the passbook."

    Give it to your wife. ”

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-13

    Ever since my daughter-in-law came home and brought my mother a new dress or something, my mother was completely ruined, no matter what my daughter-in-law said to my mother, my mother heard it all the way, "Well, he's not right, he has to change." "I thought I couldn't continue like this, and once I went to my mother to buy her a silver bracelet, and my mother immediately called ** to tell my daughter-in-law that I hid private money......

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-12

    Telling jokes on the boat, I laughed, and the sea cried

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-11

    A joke that happened on the boat, and as a result, the sea (laughs) roared.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    What really happened on board? The well-known ghost ship incident.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    Time is like water, always silent, and we can't beat the law of history - the older we get, the more lonely we become. I don't know if many people are always afraid of being overly pretentious and refuse to write down their feelings when they are helpless and lost, but nevertheless, you still have to admit that some sentences really write to your heart, on the same frequency as your emotions. So these sentences have nothing to do with whether they are mainstream or not, nor do they have anything to do with the wind and snow, but there is always one sentence that can make your heart tremble and tears slide down ......

  8. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    I also want to know what that means? My mailbox.

  9. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    First there were 10 men and one woman (alive).

    Then 10 men and one woman (dead).

    Then 10 men get on each other.

    The last 10 men on a woman (dead).

  10. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    It can only be understood, not spoken.

  11. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    1. When is the bright moon, ask the cake to the sky, not only what is the filling in the cake, but today it is lotus paste. I want to take a boat to watch the moon, but I am afraid that the spaceship is too slow, and it is too cold in the distance. Get up and send a text message, blessings in the world.

    2. This classmate, your soul is now farther away than the Atlantic. Until now, you still don't know anything about the climate, and you have to remember that this kind of thing burned to ashes. With two boats, one in the tropics and one in the Warm Ridge Wheel, which boat is more likely to sink?

    Temperate, why, there are many temperate fish, and the ship will sink if it can't fit (my sweat The outbreak of a solar flare is very scary, but if I am provoked, it will be tens of thousands of times more terrible than a flare. (That's why she has a nickname called Flare).

    3. The ship is about to sink! The captain asked loudly"Who prays? "I will! "There was someone quickly. "Very good! Hurry up and pray for yourself. Hurry up and put on life jackets for the rest! Because there is exactly one less life jacket! "

    4. In a park, there are two people sitting on a bench. One of them was quietly reading the newspaper; The other is in the air and does non-stop fishing movements. After a while, a lot of onlookers were invited, and then a policeman came and said to the person reading the newspaper

    Is this your dependent? The man who read the newspaper said, "Yes, yes," and the policeman said

    If he's insane, can you take him home right away? The people who read the newspaper apologized again and again: "Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

    Then hurriedly do the rowing motion

  12. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    A ship sank in a storm. Three men and one woman were washed up on an island by the waves.

    A month later, the woman's high oak committed suicide because she thought what had happened last month was disgusting.

    After another month, the three men buried the woman because they thought what had happened last month was disgusting.

    After another month, the three men dug up the woman again, because they thought it was disgusting to have ruined the situation last month.

    Another month passed, and the woman was resurrected, because God thought what had happened last month was so disgusting.

  13. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    There was a Japanese and an American, an American. Can I kiss you The Japanese didn't answer. Funny.

    The American asked again, "Can you let Nojitoshi give me a kiss?"

    The woman still didn't answer.

    The man is on fire. Hey, didn't you hear

    The woman also became angry and shouted, Are you dead?

  14. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    A magician has been working on a small cruise ship for a year or two. For the past two years, he has had the same show every night, and the audience loves him. However, because the audience changes frequently, there is no need for him to rush to learn new tricks.

    However, after a few years, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaws in the magician's trick after a long period of observation, and began to debunk the magician's trick in public.

    For example, when a magician turns a bouquet of flowers into disappearance, the parrot will cry out, "Behind him!" Behind him! This made the magician furious, but he couldn't do anything about it—the parrot was the captain, and he couldn't move a single hair of it.

    One day, the ship leaked and sank. The magician managed to swim to a plank that floated on the water, and then grabbed it, and the parrot was standing at the other end of the plank, and the two of them stared at each other all the way without saying a word, and thus drifted on the water for three days ......

    On the morning of the fourth day, the parrot finally couldn't help but look at the magician and said, "Forget it, I surrendered, you turned the ship into a **!" ”

  15. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    You go and you look in the mirror, and you see a big joke that makes you laugh at yourself.

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