Jokes about orangutans, jokes and brain teasers about orangutans

The orangutan was playing, I was observing, and suddenly an orangutan appeared behind me! I stabbed my eyes with a quick stab. As a result, it was.

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Do you know which line the orangutan likes the most?

Answer: Parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

There's a big meeting at the zoo! The orangutan wants to cross the river, but there are jaws in the river, but the orangutan still passes, and why?

The answer is: Eyu also went to the animal conference hehe.

But he never thought that the breakthrough in this matter would actually come from him in the end.

One day, the orangutan and the rabbit picked up a god pot together, and the gods in the god pot asked them to make 3 wishes. Orangutan says: Make me the strongest orangutan in the world.

It became the strongest orangutan in the world. The rabbit said, "Give me a bike."

Rabbit got the bike. The orangutan said, "Let me have endless bananas."

The gods gave the orangutan several banana trees. The rabbit said, "Give me a hard hat."

The rabbit got a hard hat. The orangutan finally made a wish: to make all the orangutans except it female.

Orangutans all over the world have become females. The rabbit got on the bike, put on his hard hat and said, "Let this orangutan become gay...

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Keel is very fond of orangutans, and one day he went to the zoo on a whim to see the orangutans When he saw the orangutans, he excitedly waved to the orangutans, and the orangutans were so angry that they threw stones on the ground and threw them at him

He was smashed on the head and bled out, and was very angry and went to the administrator Deltree to theorize Deltree very puzzled: What did you do to them? Keel said he was just waving to them

Oh! I see, then, how do I greet them? Deltree replied, "You're going to have to scream at them," and Keel immediately ran up to the orangutans and shouted at them, and he saw all the orangutans waving to him

On January 4, 2013, at the door of the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau of Haidian District, Beijing, Liu Mounan and Sui Mou waited in line for the arrival of the other half, and for nearly three hours, they chatted very happily, and the result was ......The two of them registered ......I registered!! I registered!!