I always have a fart in my stomach when I study last night, and my aunt will scream if I hold it bac

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!" ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Cao Cao widened his eyes when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!" ”

Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!" ”

Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!" ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Cao Cao fainted angrily.

Dyspepsia. Lately, I'm going to eat less spicy and fried food.

Just talk about self-study and go to the toilet. Otherwise, simply ask for leave.

Don't hold back ......Drain the ...... slowlyBe careful and there will be no sound ......

Take the medicine, it's embarrassing.

It is recommended that you go to the gastroenterologist!

The gastrointestinal tract is not functioning normally, please find an old Chinese medicine doctor to administer medicine and recuperate, and it will be normal in half a month.

If you have indigestion, take some stomach and digestion tablets or drink some apple cider vinegar to try.

Go to the bathroom and empty your stomach first, and then go and fill your stomach.

It may be cold (cold), pay attention to keep warm.

Be mindful when you eat at night.

Is it that I didn't eat dinner well and was hungry.

Eat less onions, ginger, raw garlic, potatoes, sweets, beans and pasta, radishes and other foods, which tend to increase the exhaust gas and constantly fart after eating.

Eat less potatoes and legumes, coarse grains, milk, yogurt should not be excessive, meals should contain a moderate amount of oil, drink more water, and eat more bananas and other fruits.

Don't eat things that are steaming, you should be caused by indigestion.

Your stomach can make your aunt's voice, so don't you imitate Teresa Teng, Anita Mui or something, you can be very powerful.

What have you eaten?

If you are very uncomfortable, you can go to the hospital for a gastrointestinal gas.

Flatulence? It is recommended not to smoke, drink, or go to the hospital if you have time.

In this case, you can release a fart in a few parts, such as putting 3 1 first and then holding it back, and then putting 3 1 again after a while, so that the smell is not so strong. Also, eating more vegetables and drinking more water can also make the fart not so smelly, but the most important thing is to go to the toilet regularly, and the fart will not be so stinky if you don't hold the. (Hope adoption).