Let s talk about some magical misconceptions when you were a child, right?

Kissing will get pregnant, once when feeding the cat, she (the female cat) jumped and kissed me, later. Giving birth to a few kittens scared me out of the way, and every time I saw those kittens, I felt a mess in my heart.

Eat potatoes and grow children", I often feel like this when my parents go to work, and I often watch TV at home, thinking that this sentence is an advertisement and a deception, a deceptive news article in newspapers and books. I don't think it's possible to look good after eating it, and I don't want to be afraid of eating potatoes for a long time.

When I was a kid, I saw a guy on TV riding a horse, and I was scared that the horse would come out of the TV.

Eating watermelon seeds will grow watermelon 233333333 in your stomach

I thought "Anonymous" was a great writer who wrote articles that appeared in all sorts of places. When I was a child, I thought that the "Secretary-General of the United Nations" was the largest official in the world.

I felt that my name was ugly, and many adult names I had heard were very good, so I comforted myself that children's names were only used when they were children, and everyone would automatically change them to better names when they grew up.

I thought that celebrities and teachers didn't need to go to the toilet (including tuba), because when I was a child, I admired my favorite stars and my teachers (who were very beautiful), and I always felt that the smelly things related to the toilet would not happen to them.

Once my dad bought me a grasshopper, and in the summer it kept squeaking, and I thought it was too hot, so I called it like this and put it in the refrigerator, and then, there was no more.

Why does the tumbler always stand still, and after pushing it, does it stand up again, is there any magical power to help it?

When I was a child, I thought that Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick could be lengthened at will, why didn't he cut half of it to the Dragon King, so that the Dragon King also has it, and Sun Wukong also has it, right, it's really not good, cut it into many sections, so that you can sell a few for money, how good is that.

When I was a child, I always envied the good looks of TV stars, and when I grew up, I realized how much change was before and after makeup, and God knows I always thought they were naturally beautiful.

When I was a child, I had a lot of whimsical ideas, the most classic is that I thought that a woman would automatically get pregnant when she reached a certain age, and whoever married her child was whoever, and those unmarried young ladies who were pregnant were because they miscalculated the days of pregnancy.

In addition, at that time, I thought that the Secretary-General of the United Nations was the largest official in the world, and "Anonymous" was a great writer because many of the articles were signed by him.

At that time, cold acid spirit toothpaste was very popular, and there was a line that said: "Cold acid spirit toothpaste, you can eat it if you want." As a result, I was very greedy when my parents were not at home, and picked up the cold acid spirit toothpaste at home and asked my brother if he wanted to eat it, and my brother said:

Toothpaste can't be eaten". Me: "You can eat it, didn't it say on TV, you can eat cold acid toothpaste if you want."

After the younger brother heard this, the two of them squeezed together and ate it, and after taking a bite, they found it too unpalatable, so they put it back again, and they are still deeply impressed, it is too unpalatable.

I thought that there were only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.

When I was a child, I always thought that kissing would make me pregnant, and once when I was feeding a cat, the old female cat jumped and kissed me, which frightened me at the time.

When I was young, I always thought that boys and girls couldn't lie in the same bed, and if they did, they would have children.

My mother said to me solemnly: "Xiaobao, don't take a black car in the future, there are bad people in the black car!" ”

I naively thought that a black car was a black car, but later I found out that the school bus was black, so I never rode a school bus.

My first month's salary after joining the job was to buy my mother a big TV.

My mother is a very thrifty person, she likes to watch TV at night but is reluctant to change to a new one, and she also looks at the right angle of the plane. When I was about to work, I made up my mind that I must buy a good TV for my mother, and when I shipped the TV home, I saw tears shining in the corners of my mother's eyes, and I really wanted to hug my mother and cry, and I dedicated my mother for most of my life, and finally enjoyed my daughter's filial piety. When I was in elementary school, I picked up scrap iron, wood, and bottles to sell, and I was more impressed by the fact that I picked up a piece of wood for riding a donkey (tricycle) in the first half of the year (in winter, the stall owners used to make a stove for heating when they went out of the stall and Xiaoliang were out of the car), and sold it for more than 20 yuan; And one day four people unloaded the iron gate of the community together (sins and sins, repentance), and then sold for more than 30 people, and on the third day, the community came to the door, and then when they came home from school, they were beaten up.

How the money was spent, Lu Duan Bump Gu can't remember clearly. But at that time, there were no more than three kinds: spicy strips, drinks, and piaji (I don't know how to write it, but I only know this sound.) Four Voices and Whispers).

If this is not a salary, then there is also a stall (grain stall, the stall owner delivers the goods (more than 50 catties of rice to the door, ten minutes) to go, and then we help to watch the stall not to lose things, if you can remember the price of a certain grain can also be sold. Generally, the stall owners help to watch the stalls, and sometimes we let us see them), and each time we see the stalls, we can have five cents or snacks or something as wages; And when there are more people (when there are many people (when there are festivals or when you go to the big market (another market, the whole district, open once a week) and go out of the stalls), the cake sellers are too busy to sell pastries, so we will help draw bags or scales, and give ten yuan at the end of the day, and the cakes can be eaten as much as you like (squeezing child labor!). It costs two hundred and one days to hire someone, and though it is good to hire someone, it is not twenty times as much.

But at that time, ten yuan was definitely a huge amount of money for me, and I was quite happy).