Go ahead with a whole bunch of bad jokes, in a word

A group of animals crosses the river, and when the boat in the middle of the river begins to enter the water, a part of it must be launched.

The clever monkey came up with the idea of having everyone tell a joke, and if the joke didn't make everyone laugh, he threw the teller into the water.

So the lottery began, and the result was the first to talk from the cat, then the monkey, the chicken, ......The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed, except the pig. The animals had no choice but to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's joke made people laugh even more, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey had to feed the fish.

The chickens were scared, and even the clever monkeys could not escape the ......

The pig laughed at this time, and the animal monsters said: The chicken hasn't talked yet, what are you laughing at?

The pig said: The cat joke is so funny!

A primary school student participated in the school's recitation competition for the first time, and he was very nervous, and the teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweaty. Finally it was her turn. The elementary school student gritted his teeth and walked to the stage in a few steps

Teachers and students, the topic of my recitation is: Momiji is crazy (maple). The maple leaves are red)

See if you like this?

Once upon a time there was a cannibal king, and he took three people, and he told them to go into the forest and pick ten fruits, and then they were told to eat them without moving, chewing, or laughing, or else they would swallow that person. Then the three men went and picked it, and the first man picked ten ordinary fruits, but when he ate the first one, he could not swallow it, and (began to move) so the cannibal king swallowed him and went to heaven; The second man was very clever, and he picked ten small strawberries, but when he ate the ninth, he suddenly laughed, and the king of cannibals swallowed him too, and went to heaven. Then the first man and the second man met in heaven, and the first man asked the second man suspiciously:

Brother, you said you had eaten the ninth strawberry, why are you laughing? The second person: "Hey, you don't know, I just saw a third man come back with ten big pineapples!" ”

1, Monkey King seventy-two transformed into a sock and a fish, and forgot the original spell after seven seconds.

2. After Pikachu stood up, he became a pickup soldier.

3. A: How much is seven divided by two, B: equal to your personality, not three or four.

5. Don't fight with the wind, even if you have high martial arts skills and the wind doesn't hurt you, you will catch a cold if you are angry.

6. A few friends fought the landlord together, and the four and two kings of one brother lost, but he said angrily: If people are unlucky, they can stuff their teeth with.

7, Xu Xian bought a hat for the White Lady, but the White Lady couldn't move after wearing it, it turned out to be a snake pressing hat.

8. A hunter shoots a fox, and then the hunter dies. The fox said hahaha, I'm a reflex fox.

9. In the past, there was a classmate named Han Xiao, who later injured his leg and walked with a limp, and later he was called Hanxiao Half-step Round Hall.

10. Once upon a time, a polar bear bought a pair of sunglasses, and after wearing them, he pondered for a while and said: I suddenly want to eat bamboo.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

The first one: There was a guy who was brought to the table because his name was Xiao Cai!

A penguin travels to the Arctic and sees a polar bear plucking its feathers. Finally pulled it out, so the polar bear said: It's so cold.

When the penguin sees it, he also learns to pluck it, pluck it, pluck it. Finally, when it was finished, the penguin said, "It's really cold."

There was a candy walking on the road, walking and walking... Suddenly, my foot is broken, and it becomes a gummy!

There was a banana walking on the road, and suddenly he felt very hot, so he took off his coat, and then he fell!

There was a fat man who fell from a hundred floors. And then it became. Dead fatty!

Once upon a time there was a bird who would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn, and the bird flew over and thought it was snowing, and it died of cold.

Three little rabbits poop, the first is a long strip, the second is a round ball, and the third is actually triangular. When asked how it did it, it replied: I pinched it with my hands.

Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat, one day the white cat fell into the water, the black cat rescued it, the white cat said a word to the black cat, what is it?

The answer is "Meow!" ”

There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was crossing the street when he was hit by a car and shouted, "Quack! "From then on, it became a gherkin

1.There is a story with a scary beginning, a funny middle, and a sad ending. The story is: Once upon a time, there was a ghost who let out a fart, and then he died.

2.There was a banana that felt very hot, so he took off his clothes and tripped over it.

3.There were two matches, and I felt itchy, so I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, and burned to death.

4.Pastries, peppers, sausages, cream, etc., crossed the street and were hit by a car and flew away, so they turned into pizza.

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very dirty and was shoveled away by a bulldozer. =

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

When you are hungry, you shout at the air conditioner: "Kung Pao Chicken!" ”

Because: the air conditioner has a dehumidification (cook) function.

During the ten-year Anti-Japanese War. Xiao Ming was hungry. He made human dumplings for breakfast....It's here. School .....He opened the lunch box. Discover....Dumplings are 2 less.

He closes. Open it again and there are 2 ......... missing

That's it. In the end, the dumplings are gone....Xiao Ming was scared....

Where did the dumplings go.....

Mung Bean's confession to Red Bean was rejected. Mung Bean was very sad and kept crying and crying, as a result.

Sprouted.

There was a man named ** who was beaten on the road.

Teacher: "Wenwen, you use 'or......."Or ......'Make a sentence. ”

Wenwen thought for a moment, and then shouted loudly: "Sell popsicles!" Or ......Or ......”

Once upon a time. Hahahaha, later. Hahahaha, finally. Hahahaha! Hahaha.