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Write scenes, using metaphors, comparisons, personifications and other rhetorical devices.
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Jin Sheng sighed and pointed to the food given by the jailer and said"Peanuts and dried tofu are chewed together, which has the taste of walnuts. If you have this skill, you will die without regrets! "This was also the last of the Master's words to be recorded.
The knife rose and fell, and two paper balls rolled out of Jin Shengsi's ears, and the executioner opened them suspiciously: one is"Okay"word, the other is"It hurts"Word.
Jin Shengxian was offended by the emperor and suffered"Anti-grain crying temple"The case was implicated and sentenced to death by the imperial court. Although Jin Shengsian was sad in his heart, he was calm, Wen Si was more agile, and in order to comfort his son, he said calmly"What's the use of crying, come, I'll make a couplet for you"So he chanted the upper couplet"Lotus seeds are bitter in their hearts"。
The son knelt on the ground and cried so much that his throat was dry, his liver and gallbladder were split, how could he have the heart to couplet. He thought for a moment and said"Get up, don't cry, I'll do it for you.
Then the following couplet was read"Intra-abdominal acid in pears (off)."。The observers were all moved and saddened. Uplinked"Lotus"with"Pity"The same sound means that he felt pity when he saw his son crying sadly; Downlinked"Pears"with"off"The same sound, which means that he is about to leave his son, and he feels unbearable in his heart.
This pair of life and death tricks is not right, it is superb, every word is beautiful, it is a pun, and the battle is rigorous, which can be described as superb, shocking.
I saw that in the cold light, accompanied by this earth-shattering, weeping ghost and god's eternal swan song, a generation of talented scholars and literary superstars fell prematurely.
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When it was time to behead, not only was he not frightened, but he laughed and said to people: "Beheading, the fastest thing, today has no intention of getting it, not fast!" When the warden asked him if he had any last words, he cried out: "The tortured person is painful, but the beheading is fast, painful!" Joyfully!
After his death, the executioner saw that his right hand was clenched into a fist, so he broke it open and looked at it, only to see a note in his hand, which read: "Pay with the eldest and youngest children: Dried tofu and peanuts are chewed together, and there is a taste of ham."
The humorist did not let people take advantage of him when he died, and it turned out that he knew that the executioner would definitely have to perform an autopsy after death, so he hid the note in his hand in advance.
Master Jin Shengsi's writing is humorous, his words are humorous, and he has been humorous for a lifetime, and even the important things on his deathbed are still humorous.
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First, it should have been written to the son, and then the jailer read it.
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It is recommended that you take a look at an essay in "The Solo Singer" "The Golden Sigh That Hurts". Then, you'll find out that he's a funny guy and a real eccentric!
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d. Shoes. My answer: c
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