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Anonymous users2024-02-061: There was a polar bear, he was in the North Pole, and he felt very hot, so he plucked his own hair, plucked and plucked, and plucked until the last one was left, and later, he felt very cold. 2: There was a man who looked like an onion, and he cried as he walked.
3: On a hot afternoon, there was a match that tickled, scratched, and then caught fire. So he went to the hospital to bandage it, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab.
4: Any idea what it is? Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee, ......I don't know. 5: A little white rabbit jumped up and down to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much".
That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up and down to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "I'm sorry, but I still don't."
That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly. On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up and down to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”
The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we specially left a hundred small breads for you!" ”
The little white rabbit excitedly took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05I'm in a bad mood today, and I just want to say four sentences, including this one and the first two, and I'm done.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There was a lemon, and as it walked, it said, "My feet are so sore." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-03The eunuch wants you to make a joke. "Once upon a time there was a man. You say, "And then?" The eunuch asked, "There is no more!" ”“
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Anonymous users2024-02-02One day there were too many people on the bus, it was very hot, it was very stuffy, and I don't know who had a fart, and now the environment was even worse. My friend couldn't stand it, and he didn't know who it was, so he couldn't help it. It just so happened that the conductor was asking:
Who didn't buy a ticket? My friend suddenly came back and said loudly, "The fart didn't buy a ticket!"
Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high with a hungry hand, said loudly: "I have already bought the ticket!" “
On the highway, a truck ran over a pig, and several farmers stopped the car and demanded that the driver pay for it. The driver refused, "Who let your pigs run on the road, and there is no pigsty on the road." The men who asked for the money argued: 'Although there is no pigsty on the road, do you say that there is a road when the pigs are hungry?'
Star and Haha are a pair of good friends.
Later, there was a car accident.
The star said, "Haha, you're dead.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01On a night when the wind is high and you can't see your fingers, suddenly the moon comes out and the story ends.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31I will write only one sentence:
Ever since I got neuropathy, I've been more energetic!
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Anonymous users2024-01-30The humor of the hotel lady.
The food and wine were full, and the leaders staggered.
The whole house stood up to greet each other, and there was a cold noise.
The lady who served at the banquet next to her was very beautiful, new, inexperienced, and a little nervous.
Everyone sat down, and someone greeted: "Miss, tea!" ”
The young lady hurriedly pointed with her finger forward, a total of seven! ”
Everyone laughed, and the leader added: "Pour tea!" ”
The young lady was busy and "checked back" again, and it was still seven. ”
Someone asked, "What do you count?" ”
The young lady hesitated for a moment and whispered, "I am a dog." ”
The crowd was angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" The manager entered, lowered his hand and smiled, and asked, "Everyone, what is the matter with me?" ”
The leader said: "Don't ask more, go and check the age of this young lady." ”
The manager wondered, did as he was told, and replied: "18 years old, a dog!" ”
The leader laughed, and the crowd laughed. The leaders are not held accountable, and it is inconvenient for everyone to be held accountable.
The young lady and the manager are like falling into a cloud for five miles.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29A green bean fell from the upper floor, what became of him? Answer: Green lentils.
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Anonymous users2024-01-28One day, a bun was walking on the road. Walking, walking, feeling very hungry, and having nothing to eat, I ate myself in one bite...
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Anonymous users2024-01-27One day, Cao. and Liu Bei drank wine and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a p, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, p from the feather (rain)!" ”
As soon as Guan Yu's words fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, P is from the clouds!" ”
As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "As soon as the p rang, the p flew in!" ”
Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.
Cao. Without laughing, he was deeply touched by the matter. After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao.
said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take on and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal." If it's your turn, will it be possible?
Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a p-thing, what's so difficult about this!" ”
After a few days, Cao. He also invited Liu Bei to drink, and during the banquet he wanted to put a p to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a small p.
Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "P is Chu (pig)!" ”
Wang Lang followed up and said: "P was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”
Cao. Hearing this, the others thought that Cao. Thinking that he was slow, they all rushed to pick himself up, and Xiahou Dun argued: "P is Dun (jumping) out!"
Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard this, "P is dangling!" ”
Xun You said: "P is from Yu (You)!" ”
Full pet said: "P is a pet (rushing)!" ”
Jiang Ji said: "P is Ji (squeezed)!" ”
Guo Tu said: "P is from Tu (spit)!" ”
Zhong Xuan said: "P is from Xuan (shake)!" ”
Then. Niu Jin: "P is gold (gold)!" ”
Cao Hong: "P is Hong (red)!" ”
Zhang Nan: "P is south (blue)!" ”
Cao. He was already red-faced and red-eared, and he was about to get angry.
Guo Jia continued: "P is from Jia (clip)!" ”
Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.
Cao. I fainted in anger.
Strong top! The Midea microwave oven I bought was more than 1,000 yuan, and it rusted in less than half a year. I don't know now whether to continue to use it well or throw it away.
It generally only absorbs water from the soil, its "tentacle molars" is actually in the wet soil with the hair on the tentacles to send to the mouth, and chew to absorb water, this is normal, the rose spider does not eat is not, only may be because in the pet store, eat too much, resulting in indigestion, spiders do not need to eat often, generally 5 cm a week to eat an oil gourd, adults only eat once a month, some even longer, I have seen some pet stores, as soon as the oil hyacinth is eaten, put new feed, Cause the spider to eat 3 4 oil hyacinth a week, when this time, ordinary sub-adults, can be about 5 weeks without eating, only absorb water can grow, so you don't have to worry too much, just put the bait in, it will eat sooner or later, some spiders did not know that it was eaten, will be very afraid, but after 2 3 days, they will find that it will not hurt themselves, and understand the size of the bait, they will eat, raise sub-adults do not need such a large fish tank, 10 * 10 * 5 plastic box can be, keep the humidity 60% , The temperature is more than 20 degrees, the kind of 5 yuan box sold in Beijing pet store is the best, too large the environment will make the larvae very nervous, always worried about the predators, before the spider molts, you will find the hair on its body, as if it is wrapped in a layer of plastic wrap, and don't feed too much food, my personal experience, oil gourd, crickets are the best!
I also listen to it every night!
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