Jokes with typos, 8, hurry, hurry

One day, Xiao Ming wrote to his sick uncle: Uncle, you are sick, don't get out of bed casually, I will go to see you on vacation! However, some words can't be written, so they are replaced by 0, so my uncle saw it as: Uncle, you have laid eggs, don't lay eggs casually, I will look at you on holidays!

In the early years, being a soldier had to pass the political examination, and it was impossible for a person with an innocent family history to be admitted

There is a person who wrote in the political trial form: My father was a greedy farmer (poor) who grew up eating sugar (bran) and lived by fighting (firewood) all day long

There was a woman who went out to work and sent a letter home:

It rains every day here, and my colleagues have lives (umbrellas) on my own, and I don't have lives (umbrellas) at home, and I have lives (umbrellas) to send me lives (umbrellas), otherwise I will use money to buy lives (umbrellas) When I was at home, my belly (gall) was very small, and after coming here, with the help of my boyfriends, my belly (gall) has grown day by day

One day, I went to a restaurant with a foreign friend to eat dumplings.

Nice service lady came to ask. My friends always don't miss any opportunity to practice Chinese, rushing to say, how much does it cost to "sleep"?

The young lady was embarrassed and very angry, and I hurriedly explained that he was asking how much the dumplings were.

When the dumplings were served, I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He recruited Miss again, is there a "show"?

The young lady said cheerfully, "Yes, what kind of show do you want?" ”

It's the yellow one.

suburbs), the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes!

Lao Dong is a native of Henan, came to the south to eat breakfast, and asked as soon as he entered the door"Miss. How much is sleeping (dumplings) a night (bowl)?"The waiter was very upset and said:"No. Only.

Steamed bread. "Lao Dong said:"Oh, and it's okay to touch (steamed buns). "The waiter was extremely annoyed and scolded"Rogue! "Lao Dong was extremely surprised"Six cents? It's so cheap! "

There is a family surnamed Pan, and the elders have passed away.

During the family sacrifice, an old gentleman with a strong local accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary is written like this:

Filial piety: Pan Genko.

Filial piety: Chi's.

Filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci.

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi.

But this old gentleman is dizzy and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he followed the obituary roll call, he did not see anything that literally had three points of water or the left capital was missing.

So he read it to him like this: Filial piety, turn ......Follow ......Dou ......」

When Xiaonan heard it, he felt very strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned over a heel fight.

Then he said: "Filial daughter-in-law, also ......."It's ......」

When the filial daughter-in-law heard it: I'm going to turn it over too? So the filial daughter-in-law also turned over a heel fight.

Again: Filial granddaughter, turn it twice. 」

When the filial granddaughter heard it, she thought that her parents had turned it over, so I would too! So I flipped two heels.

At this time, Xiaosun thought to himself: My father and mother have turned it once, and my sister has also turned it twice, so how many times should I turn it? Thinking about it, I started to get nervous: What to do? 」

I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud:

Filial piety ......Flip ......to ......Dead ......」

Xiao Ming wrote to his uncle:

Dear old . (My uncle couldn't write, so he drew a circle.) ）

I heard that you gave birth to a circle. ）

I hope you can take care of it. (I still can't write the sick word, so I drew a circle again.) Reads it out as:

Dear old egg. I heard that you laid eggs, and I hope you can raise them well.

Start over and start writing from the heart.

...So how do I know that you should still think about it yourself, you can't always rely on the computer to help you complete your homework...

Is it an essay? Or is it frequent?