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Chinese Americans Japan ** fell on a desert island, when the ammunition ran out of food, God appeared, God said: I give you a chance to go home, there are ten watermelons and cherries here, you choose one and stuff it into PP, if you stuff ten and don't laugh, you can go home, if you laugh, you have to die. They agreed, and the Americans chose Pingguo, and the third one couldn't help laughing, and he died; The Chinese shrewdly chose cherries, stuffed to the eighth, suddenly laughed, and also died.

The American saw the Chinese in heaven and asked him why, and the Chinese said: "Yes, I saw the Japanese come with watermelons."

After work, my husband went to the station to pick up his wife. Husband: Wife, I think you should choose more clothes that are shiny and shiny when you choose clothes in the future.

Wife: Why? Husband:

You're so perfectly integrated with the night, every time I pick you up, I can't find you!!

A woman's menstrual leave A female accountant came to ask the factory manager for leave because of her period. The factory director asked, why do you have to take leave at this time every month? Why do you take time off?

The female accountant said that there was a visitor at home. The director was curious and asked, what guest? The female accountant hesitated for a while and said, "Mother's family."

The director continued to ask, what is it called? Why do you come every month? The female accountant blushed and said, her name is Liu Honghong.

The factory director slapped his thigh, Liu Honghong is my cousin, no, I have to accompany him.

My girlfriend has a cleanliness fetish, and she doesn't want anything that falls on the floor. Today I fell

Listen to a joke. Ask; Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other for the next sentence.

Answer; Let's just say I'm in Yueyang Tower.

Big talk computer: Monitor: I'm so miserable, being watched all day long. The keyboard said: I'm even worse, I'm beaten every day. The mouse said: I am miserable, I am touched every day. Host: Are you miserable for me? I was pressed to my belly button every day.

A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and one day she went on a blind date and said to a man: "I have small breasts, do you dislike it?" The man said

Is it big with steamed buns? The woman said yes! On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted

Oh my God, Wangzi little steamed buns! A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and one day she went on a blind date and said to a man: "I have small breasts, do you dislike it?"

The man said, "Is there a peach?" The woman said yes!

On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, cherries are also peaches?!! A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and she said to a man on a blind date

I have small breasts, do you dislike it? The man said, "Is it as big as an orange?"

The woman said yes! On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, Kumquat?!!

A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and one day she went on a blind date and said to a man: "I have small breasts, do you dislike it?" The man said

Is it the size of an egg? The woman said yes! On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted

Oh my God, poached eggs?!! A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and one day she went on a blind date and said to a man: "I have small breasts, do you dislike it?"

The man said, "Is there a big bun?" The woman said yes!

On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, Wuxi little soup dumpling?!! Seek adoption.

A boss was drunk and in a very happy mood, driving his beloved Mercedes 600 on the road, when he noticed a tractor parked on the side of the road and a man waving his hand. So, he stopped the car and imitated it, it turned out that the tractor was broken down on the road, and he wanted to find someone to help train and help tow it away. The boss was in a good mood today, so he agreed.

The two people agreed at the same time that if the tractor hit the right turn signal, please continue to drive. If the tractor hits the left turn signal, stop the car. Then the boss drove the Mercedes 600 on the road with the tractor.

Suddenly, a BMW sedan overtook them at a very fast speed from behind, and the boss looked at it and was very angry, thinking: "No one dares to overtake my Mercedes 600 yet!" So, he immediately hung up, stepped on the accelerator sharply, and chased after the BMW.

Because of drinking, he has forgotten that there is a tractor towed behind) The boss quickly caught up with the BMW, just when they were flying at a speed of 280 miles, they were discovered by a traffic police officer on the side of the road, and it was too late to stop, so he quickly took out the walkie-talkie and contacted the police on the next section: "Hey, hey, hey, find two."

The car is soaring, the speed is very fast, one is a BMW, the other is a Mercedes-Benz 600, please stop them, no, it is three cars in the car, followed by a tractor, and、Also with a left turn signal.

Be prepared to overtake at any time.