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Anonymous users2024-02-06You can take a look at "Gift-giving" played by Guo Da, Cai Ming, full stop and very honest, as well as "Three Whips" played by Zhao Benshan
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly
Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said
Sit down! Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now.
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student A:
The weather is bad today. Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere."
Student B: "It's cloudy everywhere. Teacher:
Young. Student C: "Old."
Teacher: "Stand." Student D:
Lying down" Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. Student A:
There was an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I picked up one dollar."
Student B: "I lost a dollar. Teacher:
I picked up a dollar and handed it to the teacher. Student C: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher."
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student D:
That's right, it should be said that! Teacher: "This is not good, this is illegal!"
The students said together, "It's okay, it's legal!" Teacher:
Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct! Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!"
Teacher: "You are stupid. Student:
We're smart. Teacher: "Stop!
Student: "Go ahead!" Teacher:
Stop now! Stop it! Student:
Let's move on now! And more! Teacher:
You stupid pigs, I say stop! Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!"
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" Student:
Teachers listen to us! Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!"
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" Teacher:
Now you guys stop practicing! Student: "Now let's keep practicing!"
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" Student:
We have a beginning and an end! Teacher: "Then you stop!"
Stupid pig! Student: "Then let's move on!"
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There is such a theme, and it is not clear here, you can find it on the Internet, there should be a lot of such themes, and you can also copy the sketches performed by others.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Fighter in the egg-laying.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02"Russian Language Learning" Russian Listening Practice Humorous Sketch Skit No. 3 04
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Anonymous users2024-02-01TV doesn't know very well, there are a lot of sketches, such as Qizhi Dabing's "Star Benefits", which is not bad, because I have acted in it before.
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Eating too much meat in the diet, and the diet is too greasy and spicy. There are also people who have been sedentary for a long time, which will cause cancer, so these bad habits must be reformed.
I think there are a lot of bad behaviors in children, such as often hitting and scolding others, often saying some dirty words, and often looking down on others, and often laughing at others, if the situation is very serious, they will often disrespect the teacher, so I think there are a lot of bad behaviors in children.
Labor habits
Active in school and lazy outside of school. >>>More
Sumanshu, a sugar addict.
Su Manshu is a modern writer who is regarded as a "weirdo". At the age of twelve, he shaved his hair and became a monk, versatile, able to write poetry and painting. He got rid of the red dust, and can not bear the suffering of the monk, not vain with the green light, after leaving the temple, still engaged in some revolutionary activities in the body of the robe, he has always been greedy for snacks, cocoa candy, zongzi sugar, eight treasure rice and all kinds of pastries and sweets, addicted to addiction, "sugar monk" alias, it is from this, he in Japan, drink five or six catties of rock sugar every day, can not move at night, people think he is dead. >>>More
As long as you insist on playing basketball every day, you are actually still in a state of mind Height can't be rushed You have to relax Don't have too many bad behavior habits For example, sy hurts the body Sleep is also an important factor Make sure you sleep for about 8 hours a day Drink a bottle of milk in the morning and evening It's best to supplement some nutrients at noon It's best to play basketball at the end of class in the afternoon Get up and play basketball on Sunday morning It's perfect to be able to do this This is the way I summed up It's definitely not a copy Is it during the growth period that you want to measure it every day Is it very noisy I want to grow a little longer every day During this period, it is better not to be anxious Really, if you measure it every day. And I've told me that sometimes I wake up and measure it up, and I'm happy to find that it's a little bit higher. Then in the afternoon, I went to measure it again and found that it was short again, and I was disappointed. >>>More