Who s going to tell me an extremely funny joke? It s going to be hilarious

A child has just finished the exam, and when he comes home and shows the test paper to his father, his father is angry: Damn, don't call me dad next time! Unexpectedly, the child came home from the exam the next day, saw his father, and said: I'm sorry, brother!

A police officer stopped a drunk man. The police say, you're drinking beer. The man said, "I don't." Police: Yes, obviously.

Then I ask you, is a snail called a cow? "Don't call" "Is the bride called a mother?" "No, I don't call" "That is." Is beer called alcohol? ”

The police were speechless. And just like that, the man drove away.

A turtle went to visit the giraffe, the turtle knocked on the door, the giraffe came out too high and didn't see it, and three years later, one day, the turtle knocked on the door and said: What happened to you just now? “

My neighbor forgot to bring the key, went over my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and opened the door again. What's even more amazing is that I was on the balcony all the time, and I didn't feel anything wrong. Alas, both of our heads must have been squeezed through the same crack in the door.

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are good friends, one day Ha Ha unfortunately died, Xi Xi came to Ha Ha's grave and said: Ha Ha, you are dead....

Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, my wife would go to the toilet for a long time, and so many times that my husband had to ask my wife: "What are you doing in the toilet?" Seems quite relieved?

My wife said, "Clean the toilet!" My husband asked

Can brushing the toilet also relieve gas? My wife said, "I don't know, it's your toothbrush anyway." ”

Four people were playing mahjong and ended up being caught gambling and three people were caught why.

Because there is a person called Mahjong.

On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also learned from the parrot and said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", the flight attendant was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Be stupid, you can fly." ”

1.M: May I ask you for directions?

F: Where are you going? M:

to your heart. F: I'm sorry, but it's not going to work.

2.M: Trust me...I will make you the second happiest person in the world!

F: Why isn't it the first? M:

With you, I am the happiest person! F: I think I'll soon be the happiest person in the world.

M: Why? Female:

Because I'm about to get rid of your entanglement. The woman strode away. Q B, how much is your salary a month?

B Channel: One million! a：

What do you do, such a high salary? B: I'm dreaming!

4.A close friend of mine loves makeup, especially eyeshadow. One day, she painted an extremely exaggerated eyeshadow and was about to go out to class, and her mother saw it, hesitated for a while, and asked her:

Wukong, are you leaving?