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On a sunny afternoon, roosters and hens lie on the haystack to bask in the sun. Suddenly, the hen groaned, then pointed at the rooster and said shyly, "It seems to have a fetal movement!"

The rooster sneered and said, "Is that a fetal movement for you?" You're a sore ......”

A penguin sat on a piece of ice and plucked its own feathers boredly, plucking and plucking and saying, "It's so cold...

A polar bear also sat on the ice, bored and plucked its own hair, plucking and plucking, and said, "That penguin is right...

Later, a fur seal came, and sat on the ice, and found that he had not plucked it, "Damn, what about the hair...

The cow said, "So many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "Mommy". The squid said

Damn, a belly full of ink has actually become a thief! The mouse said, "Can you not grow old if you are frightened all day long for something to eat and drink?"

The fly said: The biggest difference between me and the bee is the taste. The fish said:

I'm not going to any Internet café if I'm killed! The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, I died too early, and it made you nerve-wracking!

A: What are you? B: I'm a cow. A: God, there are bullfrogs in the world!

Happy to you! ☆

Two tortoises, one male and one female, walked into a hole, and after some time, the male turtle came out, but the female did not come out, why?

I forgot to flip it over when I was done!

What eggs can't be eaten? You can't eat your face!

What hats can't be worn? Screw caps can't be worn!

It's a joke of connotation since the individual will put. -

Ten men and a woman were shipwrecked and drifted together on an isolated island.

One month later, the woman committed suicide. Because she thinks what happened this month is too disgusting.

One month later, the group of men buried the woman. Because they think the things of this month are too disgusting.

After 1 month, the group of men decided to dig up the man. Because they think the things of this month are too disgusting.

One month later, God resurrected the woman. Because he felt that the things that had happened in the past few months were so disgusting.

One day, a teacher asked a male student to explain the word "yé", and the teacher said, "Classmate, evil! The classmate said, "What! ”

You see, love at first sight, don't say a word, in the middle of the night, no one is around, five-star hotel, room six, pitch black, check clothes, nine days of employment, very intense.

The fox said. You really don't know how to appreciate. Is it obviously a high-end perfume" is said by you to be a fox smell.

A man who wanted to choose one of three girls to marry decided to do a quiz, so he gave each of them 5,000 dollars and observed what they did with the money......

The first girl was redressed from head to toe, and she went to a beauty salon to get her new hair designed.

type, painted beautiful makeup, and bought new jewelry, for the sake of the man to dress himself up beautifully.

She told him that everything she did was to make him feel more attractive to her, just because.

She was so in love with him ......

The man was very impressed.

The second lady had purchased many gifts for the man, and she bought him a complete set of Goyle.

Ball equipment, some computer accessories, and some expensive clothes. When she took out these gifts, she sue.

Sue him for spending all this money for gifts only because she loves him so much.

The man was also greatly moved

The third woman invested her money in the securities market, and she made several times as much as five thousand dollars ......Then he returned the 5,000 yuan to the man, and opened a joint account for the two of them with the rest of the money.

She told him that she wanted to lay the financial foundation for the future of the two of them because she was so.

Love him ......Of course, the man was moved again

He thought about the way the three girls would be treated for a long time, and then he decided on ......Marry the girl with the biggest boobs among them!!

ps: Men are this dead moral sex pull!! Hahaha......

What do you think. Handsome enough.

The girl wants to fart.

A young man and woman were on a date in the park, and the girl especially wanted to fart, and she thought of a way:

F: Have you ever heard a cuckoo call?

M: I haven't heard of it.

F: I'll teach you, cloth (fart sound) Gu (sound from the mouth) After learning a few times, the time to put it has been released.

F: Did you hear me? M:

The fart was too loud to hear!! Qing one day the geography teacher asked the students, the river flows to the **? One of the students stood up and sang abruptly, the river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and continued, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here! Students:

Let's go! The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher:

Try to say one more Student: When the road is uneven, a roar! Teacher:

Do you believe that I beat you up? Student: Shoot when it's time Teacher:

I'll make you drop out of school! Student: It's all over Kyushu!

Man! Give it a score! I typed them word by word.

It's hilarious.

Q: If you saw a pile of cow poop on your way home, how would you react? 1: Call the police immediately, 2: Be surprised.

Answer: Surprised.

A: Haha. B was puzzled and said, "What's the matter?"

A said, "When you see a cow's poop, you will eat a pound?"

B: Then I'll call the police immediately.

A: Haha. Hold on tightly.

Why do you love cow poop so much?

Early in the morning, I took a colleague's car to the company, and when I waited for the red light, I parked a Cayenne next to it, and the driving was like a beautiful woman, and I put down the window and took a look, my colleague.

Very confident said: "It must be the second mother", maybe the voice is a little loud, the beauty heard it, looked a little displeased, just green light, we scattered ducks and ran, only.

Seeing Cayenne catching up with a foot of oil, he lowered the window and shouted at us: Have you ever seen the second grandmother go to work so early,!

There was a mosquito that was very hungry, and he thought, "The kid must be wearing the kind of mosquito repellent that was advertised." ”

The old man certainly didn't apply it, so he targeted an old woman, and it rushed over and fixed it on the old woman's face, and the grandmother's grandson said, "Grandma, you have a mosquito on your face." ”

The grandmother said, "It's okay. ”

Then he smiled slightly, and the mosquito was so poor that he was caught in his grandmother's wrinkles.

A woman has two conditions for marriage.

1.Be handsome. 2.Have a car.

The computer went to help her search.

Result Chess.

This woman, dissatisfied with the results of the search, entered again.

1.To have a beautiful house.

2.To have a lot of money.

The computer went to help her search again

Bank. The woman was still not disappointed and continued to enter the conditions.

1. Be cool-looking.

2. And have a sense of security.

The result of the search was:

Altman. The woman was still not disappointed and continued to enter the conditions.

1.Be handsome. 2.Have a car.

3.To have a beautiful house.

4.To have a lot of money.

5. Be cool.

6. And have a sense of security.

The computer went to help her search again

Ultraman plays chess in the bank.

I don't know if it's old, but I'm sure it's not yellow.

When I was in junior high school, I was a fan of martial arts**, and when I was in class, I was discovered by the teacher when I watched Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu" in class, confiscated it, and then yelled: Hand over the other seven copies to me.

A joke is a word that makes people laugh. I've got some here.

Super hilarious!!

The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool, and the blind man saw it, and the dumb man roared, and the deaf man was startled, and the camel stepped forward, and the cripple flew up, and finally, the fool was crippled and arrested, and the pockmarked man stood up and said: For my sake, forget it.

Sugar in**.

Teacher: "Lin Ling, please make a sentence with 'sugar'." ”

Lin Ling: "I'm drinking milk." ”

Teacher: "Where's the sugar?" ”

Lin Ling: "In milk!" ”