Others sent humorous replies to eating fat, and others said that they were fat how to reply humorous

Is it that I am fat, and if I want to eat meat in the future, I don't have to go to the supermarket to buy it, and cut it directly on me, so that you can save money and think beautifully.

Thank you! I hope I can help you.

1. That's right, so whether I'm in your heart is also a little more important.

2. No way, my boyfriend is well raised.

3. You're not fat, it's your wisdom (cuteness) expanding.

4. Under normal circumstances, the body size is directly proportional to the heart.

5. No way, whoever called your family has this condition.

6. I think it's life that treats you well.

7. In this way, the part I like about you has also increased.

8. People always have to learn to grow up (gain weight) slowly.

9. In this way, you can appear more calm.

10. Isn't that more beautiful (handsome) places for you?

01 Are you as young as me.

Of course, if someone older than you says that you are fat, then you ask the other party directly with a smile: I am fat that is baby fat, you want to be fat, but it is a pity that you are too old. On top of that, you're older than me, haha!

02 It's a pity for your figure.

If the other party is in good shape and very young, then you don't have to silently put up with others saying that you are fat, you look at each other directly with a smile, look up and down, and then shake your head and sigh: It's a pity that this figure is a pity! Don't say anything, the other party naturally shut up.

03 You can't eat at home.

When someone says that you are fat, don't be angry, just look at the other party and shake their heads and say pitiful, the other party will definitely ask you what is pitiful, you directly tell the other party with pity: Why don't you come to my house for a full meal.

04 Do you have the temperament I have?

No matter who you are, you can fight back, when the other party says that you are fat, you laugh, and then ask the other party: Do you have the temperament I have? Do you have the qualities I have?

Of course, if the other person is just joking, you can also fight back: look at your skinny dead look!

If others say that they are fat, then you can say, then I should be fine, and when the time comes, I will lose weight and become slim, so can you invite me to dinner.

The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short!

To be rich is to be capricious, or you should be willful!

I'm fat, and you're the ugly of all serious!

I'd rather be fat than be skinny.

But I'm glad to see the subway time flies by Soga to see what he Buddha is too hard sweatpants loneliness Fake Squid who has seen this female police station just sent a good play.

1. I'm full, it's beautiful, and I'll eat more.

2. I'm still waiting for you to eat together? Do you want to come over?

3. Eat, eat, I like to see you eat!

4. Reach over and say, "It's hard work, do you want to add a dish?"

5. What to eat.

6. Then you eat first, is there any arrangement after the meal, if not, I can make an appointment with you without burning?

7. I haven't eaten yet (poor and embarrassed). Eat a bowl of Duan Zi for me.

8. Remember to eat more and eat fatter, so that no one will rob you with me.

9. Tell me, who is the rice?

10. You go to eat, I'm going to go to the toilet.

11. I'm squatting in the pit, and I'll be here soon. Wait for me!

I've always had a lot of money, and I've spent it all on myself!

1.Okay: "If you get fatter, you can sign up for the beauty pageant."

2.You can "haha, store more fat, and if you have a hard day, take it out and use it again." ”3.

Yes, it feels like a balloon has been inflated lately. ”4.Yes:

Haha, there have been too many food festivals recently, and even the nose has been led. ”

I'm fat, and my belly is full of knowledge. Or I'm so cute that it swells.

I'm fat to make you look thin.

My body is too thin to accommodate my rare and interesting soul in a thousand years.

yes, so I'm a little more important to you.

Summary. Dear, hello, you can humor it with such high emotional intelligence: 1, no way, if you have money, you are willing to eat 2, if you have the ability, you will try it again?

3. The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short 4. Have you eaten your rice? Blocking your signal? 5, I'm just fat and playing, how can I be as serious as you are ugly6, your eyes can't tolerate me, blame me?

7, I'm fat and you're ugly, so we're good friends8, I grow meat with my ability, why do you say I'm fat9, that's God afraid that I'm too perfect to lose weight10, **It's not so easy, each piece of meat has its own thoughts11, It's too thin and small, and it can't accommodate my interesting soul.

When people say you're fat, how do you be humorous?

Dear, hello, you can humor it with such high emotional intelligence: 1, no way, if you have money, you are willing to eat 2, if you have the ability, you will try it again? 3. The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short 4. Have you eaten your rice?

Blocking your signal? 5, I'm just fat and playing, how can I be as serious as you ugly 6, your eyes can't tolerate me, blame me? 7, I'm fat and you're ugly, so we're good friends8, I grow meat with my ability, why do you say I'm fat9, that's God is afraid that I'm too perfect to lose weight, socks town10, **It's not so easy, every piece of meat has its own ideas11, too thin and a thick body, can't accommodate my interesting soul.

I'm still a little confused, can you be more detailed?

You could say that my body is too thin to accommodate my one-in-a-million interesting soul.

1. Did you win the jackpot yesterday? Why is it so polite today.

2, half of the delicious food and half of the juice, have you understood the true meaning of Da Zhang Wei's song?

3. Say, don't you look at me unpleasantly, so you have to kill me with food, after all, I am a person who can be fattened to death.

4. If you are on the road like this, remember to make persistent efforts next time.

5. Eat people with a soft mouth and short hands, do you have something to ask me, for example, beg me to invite you to a meal or something.

6. Thank you for these foods, it simply saved my life, after all, I am a person who wants to return Huabei, otherwise, I would have to eat soil. Oh no, it's the fairy daughter who turns into only drinking dew.

Generally, when you are sent something to eat, it is to tell you that it is time to eat, and you can tell him that you have no food to eat, or that you like what he eats, which are some words that both parties are joking. Or maybe the other party tells you that it's time for dinner, and you should say goodbye to him. Then tell you that it's time to go to dinner too, and talk next time.

You can reply to someone else's food, and I'm hungry when I see you eating. Fly over and give me a little bit to eat.

You gave me all the delicious Du Brother Rock of Xianfeng Palace, and I think that's where I get lucky.

The humorous replies to you are: 1. Thank you, you give me all the food, from childhood to adulthood, you are the best for me, every time I don't eat enough, you will share what you eat with me, I am really moved. 2. Thank you very much for being able to give me food, but I am really full, I can no longer eat your portion, in order not to waste food, I hope you can eat it, you don't starve yourself because of me.

3. You give me all the delicious food, I think this is my luck, thank you for giving me food, let me feel that all this is the happiest moment in my life.

Humorous reply: You gave me all the delicious food, I think this is my luck, thank you for giving me food, let me feel that all this is the happiest moment of my life.