Desperate for a hilarious historical stage play

Haha, this king is now the lord of a country, and in a few years, Shenzhou will be mine! Xiao Anzi, give me an international famous brand two pot heads.

Anzi: Yes......Your Majesty, the second pot head was drunk by the Queen Mother, so it is better to have Tuopai Qu Bar (the singing voice of the TV commercial:"Long years of wine, Didi Tuop brand love"）

Hong: Okay, okay, you want that Trotskyist.

Twist it. Shi Dakai.

Report to the king, Zeng Guofan.

How to deal with the Hunan army?

Hong: Isn't it just an old man, give him some gifts, and I'll raise the white flag!

Shi: My lord, I heard that Uncle Zeng is suffering from a hat, and he is worried about the damage to his handsome image!

Hong: Okay! Very good! Just give him Overlord Anti-Hair Loss Shampoo! Send him another "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom."

Beauty pageant champion" - Miss Ruhua!

Scene 2: At dusk, Zeng is worried in the mirror:

Zeng: I, a handsome and dashing Yushu brave and resourceful Zeng beautiful man, actually ......Worry about baldness! Alas, I'm all three-haired.

Finish. Eunuch: Report to your lordship, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom has sent someone to give gifts, and I heard that there is a beautiful young lady - like a flower!

Zeng (eyes glowing, drooling): Ah......Such as flowers......Brother Zeng has come to see you! Come on, salute! (Hurry up and put on a wig).

Ruhua carried the overlord anti-hair loss gift box, picked the boogers, and walked slowly!

Zeng: Ah! Mei is stunned, Mei is stunned ......

Ruhua: Brother Zeng, I am the youngest daughter of the elder brother's cousin of Sister Furong's aunt, my English name is like flower My favorite exercise is to pick my nose, and my favorite TV series is "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf".

The person who admires it the most is ......Brother Great!

Zeng: I hate it! Although I am handsome and promising, I have countless fans, I am embarrassed to say this. What are you going to give me (expectation)?

For example, it is a token of love given to you - Overlord anti-hair loss shampoo ......

Zeng: (white for a while, red for a while), ah......Brother's baldness is just a legend. Sister Ruhua, who did you hear that this handsome guy is bald?

Such as: Oh, Hong Tianwang, haha

Zeng: (angry) Come here, stay like a flower, overlord please come back! I'm going to beat the Hong bastard until I lose my hair! How dare you ruin my glorious image in front of a beauty! (With a flick of the head, the wig flies away).

Such as: I hate it, it turns out that my brother is really a bald turtle, and this beauty doesn't want you anymore!

Narrator: Since then, a battle between the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and Zeng Guofan has begun!

You want a scene in a small drama, let me search my intestines and scrape my stomach; Hurry up to you, I hope you pay back soon)