Crosstalk If I Were Dad lines

A: Home, Scientist, Artist, Writer, Skincare、、、 B: Soap. A: These are all my father's childhood fantasies, teenage dreams, and youthful ideals.

B: Okay. A: Didn't it happen?

B: I thought about it in vain.

A: All his ideals have been passed on to me.

B: Let you realize his ideals.

A: During the day, I was faced with endless books, piled higher than me, and at night, I was faced with the tutor Xiao Yinjian, who was more than the school teacher.

B: So much.

A: They're like wasps.

B: Why? A: They rushed at me all over the world.

Second; yes. A: Bell, bell, bell, bell.

B: Yo, Jap.

A: These are all death squads that my dad paid for with **.

Second;

A: How did I get such a father?

B: Yes. A: I don't understand, how can he be my father?

B: I understand that you can't control it.

A: I wondered why I wasn't his father.

B: The Chinese can't solve it.

A: Suppose I'm a dad.

B: Well, I sound fresh, A: If I were my father.

B: What's wrong with you?

A: First of all, when I am looking for a wife, I first have to discuss it with my son and listen to his opinion.

See, with his consent.

B: Your wife is not yet visible, where can you find your son?

A: You can borrow one first.

B: Borrow, borrow, borrow?

A: Oh, no, no, let's rent one first.

B: Rent one?

A: Oh, no, no, get one.

B: Get one?

A: Oh, no.

B: What's the mess?

A: If I were a father, I would never lock my son up at home all day long.

B: That's not right.

A: I want to have a plan, a step-by-step, and a purpose to take my son away.

B: Where are you going?

A: At the ends of the earth, in the north and in the south, let my son have a good time.

B: Not easy.

A: If I were a father, I would accompany my son on Saturdays and Sundays to listen to songs, watch plays, play ball, and fart 、、、

Second; Hi 、、、

A: Oh, no, practice qi, I like Shaolin martial arts.

B: Okay! A: What do you think would happen if I were my father?

B: According to your explanation, if you are a father, you are allowed to do it.

A: Whose father should I be?

B: yes, who would make you a father?

A: Why don't you try it?

B: Don't go, I still have a father, why do I need to find a little father?

A: Oops, it looks like I can't sell it.

B: Keep it for yourself.

A: Ah! B: What's wrong with that?

A: No, you can't rush it.

B: Why?

A: I'm still in kindergarten?

B: Oh, in vain.

A: Yo, isn't this Xiao Wang?

B: Yo, it's a pony, what have you been up to lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes? A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: (whispering) How come I don't know?

A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: Get out of here!!

This paragraph is Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian's "Learning Radio".

Find the lines yourself, I don't have the strength to call you again, the workload is too much, and the pay is too small!!

This was first spread in cross talk. It's about a man playing chess with his father. I use your father, and your father uses me. The reverse is reversed. That's it.

Can you provide more information? For a period of time, Yu Qian and Guo Degang's cross talk jokes had similar words in almost every paragraph.