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There was a pair of corns who fell in love....

So they decided to get married....

On the day of the wedding....One corn can't find the other....

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses.

120.** Lessons.

The teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you understand?" ”

Xiaohua: "Yes".

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?" ”

Xiaohua: Piano. ”

My younger brother, who is in the fourth grade of elementary school, is so fat that everyone often makes fun of him. One day, the teacher asked the class to start writing down "what they do every day" in the contact book, but the younger brother couldn't think of anything, so he had to fill it out for his mother. She wrote in the contact book:

Help the family eat every day. The teacher's comment was, "You can see that you are working hard!" ”

Xiao Ming's father came home from work, and saw Xiao Ming wearing a condom on his head, so he asked him what he was doing, he said that there was a party at school, he asked the teacher what he was playing, and the teacher said:"You play a hanging! "

A certain driver didn't like the traffic police, so his wife said to him"Since you don't like the traffic police, let's have a child in the future, call it the traffic police, and if you are not satisfied, you will beat him, and if you are not happy, the traffic police. "

Classmate, you have a kind.

When I was in high school, my classmates in the next class did a wonderful thing.

There was a teacher who taught very badly in their class and he raised his hand:

Teacher, I'm going to hit **.

What do you play during class time? The teacher said displeasedly.

I'm going to call the police! Someone here is cheating money on the podium! ’

The class laughed wildly, and the teacher was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Once, when the professor was having a good time.

I found that someone was sleeping.

He was so angry that he asked his classmates next to him to wake him up.

Unexpectedly, the student said in a very disdainful tone.

It was you who put him to sleep, and you called yourself.'"

A real person next door to my sophomore year of high school.

Person A is sleeping in class.

Discovered by the teacher.

He's hot. Tell A to go to the blackboard to solve the problem.

If you can't write, you're ready to humiliate A in public.

In fact, before A walked to the blackboard, the teacher began to sour him.

It's shameless to have such bad grades and dare to sleep in class.

The head is not placed at home. Only sleep all day.

Unexpectedly. He can actually write. It's also beautifully solved.

The teacher couldn't get off the stage. I had to let him go back to his seat and leave him alone.

Unexpectedly, he actually choked on the teacher.

I'll sleep first.

You'll ask me again if you'll be able to do it later.

I suggest you check out the Encyclopedia, which has lots and lots of jokes that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

When the freshmen started school, a buddy came to our dormitory with his luggage on his back, and he asked the boss who was sleeping in the lower bunk: "You have no one to live in the upper bunk, right?" The boss didn't care in a daze, and replied casually:

No! When the guy heard this, he threw a big bag of luggage onto the top bunk with all his strength - and it turned out that the top bunk had no bed boards!

A friend asked, "Why is there a piece of on the head of the lazy sheep?" ”

Me: "Why do you think it's a piece of and not ice cream?" ”

Friend: "Because I eat less ice cream!" ”

I was stunned: Do you eat more?

Jamillow: Is this a Christmas legend? It is said that there are two balls and a stick. The stick looks at the balls in pairs and is redundant to himself. Finally one day the stick was gone. Leave a note at the door. Happy leftovers.

You're looking for funny jokes, and there's no bounty, you're ridiculous.

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