Woman man sentences, man and woman sentences

1. Men really know that women are a famous animal, but they don't know that women's names are strange, so it is difficult for ordinary men to touch women's itches.

2. Women always see the coldness of men, but they don't know that it is the coldness of the empty eyes that makes many arrogant women look down on him, and even kneel down at his knees. The man who lies at the woman's feet like a pug, even if he has 72 martial arts, it is difficult for a woman to pay attention to it, just because the man lacks one key thing--- temperament.

3. If a man is too good to a woman, he can only cultivate more and more greedy goldfish-fishing old woman women and self-righteous women who are accustomed to it.

4. Men obviously can't give women everything, but women always laugh at thinking that men can bring them a planet. The woman drove the man into a rocket and whistled to another planet--- embraced by another beautiful woman, and the original woman would scold the man for being bin Laden, so evil that the global detection system could not find any trace of him.

5. Men often have low self-esteem, and women often feel self-pitying. Men use tobacco and alcohol to vent the masculinity in their hearts, and women use cosmetics to show their imaginary beauty.

6. After many years of hard thinking and meditation, I found that love can not be pursued, once you pursue love, love can no longer be called love, love is unattainable, in the pursuit of love, love itself has deteriorated, the highest state of pursuit of love, is not to pursue, go with the flow, success or failure have a destiny.

7, women who watched "Hedong Lion's Roar" may be moved by Gu Tianle's late loyalty, but those who think they are Cecilia Cheung are definitely a minority. After all, unless you are a half-breed, it is not easy for your face to grow into such a beautiful one.

Q: Most of the men in China could have been sages, but unfortunately they were all ruined by women.

Lu Xun: In fact, there are no women in the world, and when there are more men, women are born.

Confucius: Only women and villains are difficult to raise.

Sun Wu: Knowing her woman, she will not be defeated in a hundred battles.

Li Ao: In the next 20 years, the handsome man in China is Li Ao, Li Ao, Li Ao.

Ruffian Cai: If I have long hair, I'm a woman. Do I have long hair? No, so I'm a man.

Jin Yong: Because there are no women in martial arts, there is no theme.

Gorky: Women are successful men'Ladder.

Lin Cuiping: Why use women to talk about men.

Monkey King: Do men need nonsense?

Sakuragi Hanamichi: Because men are geniuses (except for Rukawa Kaede).

Qian Zhongshu: Unmarried men want to get married, and married men want to divorce.

Zhang Sanfeng touched Mu Jian: Because there are no women, I practiced Tai Chi.

Ren Xianqi: Are women really dangerous?

Andy Lau: It's not a sin for a man to cry.

Archimedes: Give me a woman, and I will get married.

Nokia: Men are women-oriented.

Li Kui: He is a bird, and a woman is not a man's cow.

Puppy: Because women are bones.