Campus Devil s Dictionary Content? Campus Devil s Dictionary

Foreign language teacher: the first person on campus to connect with international standards.

Rest: Flowers in the moon mirror in the water.

Answer: There are thousands of people looking for it, but it is hidden in the book.

Examination room: a battlefield without gunsmoke.

The face of the class teacher: our "barometer".

Red pen: a law enforcement tool in the teacher's hands.

School bag: It is a thing that prevents us from growing tall.

History: I really wish I was in the Qin Dynasty, then there would not be so much history.

Examination room: a battlefield without gunsmoke.

Bell after class: Do you know I'm waiting for you?

Small note: Movement in the classroom**.

Chalk: sacrificing oneself in order to spread knowledge.

Computer class: I have a deep affection for you.

Compass: No matter how hard you try, the result is always zero.

Eraser: Sacrificing oneself to help others correct their mistakes.

Exam paper: A key that can open the gates of heaven and hell at the same timeTeacher: a person who can teach and destroy people.

Male classmates: People who often bully female classmates but pursue others with a dead faceFemale classmates: A type of person who likes to live in groups.

Nutritious lunches: an alternative form of corporal punishment.

Classroom Happy Valley.

The teacher of the cramming field changed his face on the stage.

Principal's Office: A measuring tool in which subjects usually determine how many pounds and taels they have based on their treatment on it.

Principal's Office: A broadcasting device usually used to spread gossip from the principal's office.

Academic Affairs Office: A kind of beautiful woman with a thousand faces, which is characterized by his responsibility for everything when he looks for you, and when you look for him, he says that it is not my business.

Political and Educational Office: An office item that is characterized by disdain for students who make small mistakes, and cannot do it for students who make big mistakes.

Teaching and Research Office: A garbage production base whose sole task is to urge teachers to produce a garbage ——— that is extremely polluting and cannot be degraded naturally**.

Teacher: A kind of experimental supply, based on which the WTO has come to the conclusion that "China is the country with the most abundant cheap labor resources".

Old teacher: a professional title name, anyone who has been weaned for more than 35 years is eligible to declare.

Senior Teacher: A punctuation mark that is equivalent to a rest in **, and anyone who uses this symbol can withdraw or be transferred from the teaching line.

Corporal punishment: A technical foul, but if the operation is not done properly and there is a fake fall, there is a risk of a red card.

Teacher's Day: The annual day of the leader's eyesight test, at this time, the school leader is at the school gate to wait for someone to send the ......

Teacher morality: an official language, is the only proper noun named after the profession other than "medical ethics", and its profound meaning is that the vast majority of teachers are morally corrupt.

Charge: A non-natural disaster in which the direct victims are helpless class teachers and parents who dare not speak out.

Examination: A tactical name, also known as "referring to the east and the west", which is characterized by the name of the test student, but in fact the test teacher.

Score: The name of a hypnotic drug that, depending on the situation, determines whether the teacher has a sweet dream or a nightmare.

Canteen: A state-of-the-art testing instrument that quickly detects everyone's tolerance for junk food.

Burden reduction: A figure of speech device that has the same concept and use as "rhetoric".

1. The Devil's Campus - Where the Devil Haunts 1

a) Those abstract things in school 2

b) School facilities 4

iii) School of those 7

2. The Devil's Classroom - The 18th Layer of Hell 11

a) Teacher – the one who torments the student 12

ii) Student – a person who is tortured by a teacher 18

3. Devil's tools - children's shoes, pick up** 25

1) Self-harm tools necessary for the classroom 26

2) Extracurricular must-have killers 29

IV. The Devil's Discipline – Those Painful Memories 35

a) Mathematics 36

ii) Language 45

c) English 89

iv) Physics 96

v) Chemistry 102

vi) Biology 104

vii) History 114

viii) Geography 131

ix) Politics 144

X)** 160

xi) fine arts 192

xii) Physical Education 193

V. The Devil's Exam – Torment from the Horror Camp 217 (1) The Exam Is Crazy 218

b) Very hurt after the exam 222

6. The Devil's Extracurricular Self-Study--Dear friends, we must be self-taught jackals, and there is a wood 227 (1) Extracurricular reading 228

ii) Knowledge of Television and Film 250

iii) Networks and Network Knowledge 277

7. The Devil's Extracurricular Life - Dear friends, we have to leave this ghost place, there is wood 301 (1) Campus 302

b) Enchanting Holidays 334

Proctor: I'm quietly blindfolding you.

2) Red pen: a law enforcement tool in the hands of the teacher.

This question tests the accuracy, vividness, and vividness of language expression. A dictionary is a philosophical expression in humorous language. It's a bit of a black flavor, but there is some truth to it. Among them, 1 point is for healthy and positive content, and 1 point is for using vivid techniques.

Parent-teacher meeting: The sun sinks at the beginning of the clouds, and the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings.

Exam: Even if there are healthy women who hoe and plow, there is nothing in Hesheng Longmu.

100 points: If it's not yours, don't force it.

Geography teacher: Don't ask me how many stars there are, I'll tell you many, many more.

This question examines the test point of "concise, coherent and decent language expression", and the ability level is E, focusing on the examination of "expression and application" ability. To answer this kind of question, pay attention to clarify the internal logical relationship between each sentence. The "School Devil's Dictionary" explains words bizarre and outlandish, beyond the usual sense of understanding, but it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.