Who has the joke that Wang built himself? Who has Officer Wang series of jokes

1. In the face of the forensic doctor's appraisal report, Officer Wang fell silent and thought for a long time before he said to the forensic doctor: "What words did you write?" ”

2. In the interrogation room, the criminal suspect Zhao confessed to his crime. However, the experienced police officer Wang felt that he had recruited himself before he could scare the suspect, and something must be wrong. So, he glanced at Zhao and suddenly yelled: "Orange juice!" ”

3. After reading the autopsy report, Officer Wang had a solemn expression, took a deep puff of cigarette and said, "It seems that it is not easy to find the real murderer..."Because the deceased had been having breast augmentation for more than twenty years....”

4. Officer Wang worked overtime until late at night to go home alone as usual, and was surrounded by a group of people who suddenly came out halfway, and threatened him not to get involved in the ** case in front of him in the future. The experienced police officer Wang has long been accustomed to this situation, he is calm, smiled, or resolutely refused the request of his colleagues.

5. Faced with the complicated case file in front of him, the experienced police officer Wang took a few deep puffs of his cigarette, suddenly frowned, and then skillfully extinguished the cigarette butt with his brow.

6. After a whole night of interrogation, the experienced police officer Wang gained a lot, and finally got it from the mouth of the suspect Hao, who had three cavities and a mouth ulcer.

7. When Officer Wang came to the suspect's house, the building was empty. But the experienced one did not immediately go out to catch up, but walked to the bedside, touched the quilt, and found that the quilt was still hot. Only then did he smile, get into the quilt with confidence, and sleep happily.

8. Although in order to crack this thorny case as soon as possible, the criminal police brigade has not closed its eyes for several days and nights, there is still no progress. At this time, fortunately, the experienced police officer Wang stepped out in time and used his wonderful reasoning to make everyone sleep well.

9. Officer Wang and the suspect had a roundabout for more than two hours, and in the end, both of them were driven off the merry-go-round by the administrator.

10. The scene of the crime was unbearable, and the methods of killing ** were extremely brutal. Xiao Li, a trainee police officer with little experience, was already weak in his legs, because he never thought that he would be responsible for carrying the frightened Officer Wang on his back when he came to the mission for the first time.

11. The experienced police officer Wang took a bite of the zongzi and immediately realized that the taste was wrong! He has been handling the case for many years, knowing that he has formed a grudge with the underworld forces, so his first reaction is that something is wrong, and it must be that his own zongzi will be manipulated. But he was calm and calm, carefully figured out the abnormality of the taste of zongzi, and finally found that there was something strange in it, it turned out that he was too anxious to eat and forgot to peel the zongzi leaves.

My personal guess is that he should have left his job, and he hasn't been mentioned for months.

Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos.

The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to share a bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are also beasts." The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. ”

The next morning, the young lady woke up, and left a note. ”

There are seven big characters in the book, 'Thou shalt not even be as good as a beast'. ”

Say that in the forest you see a tiger, you run, and ask if you are running fast or if the tiger is running fast.

If you run faster, you're more than a beast.

You're not as fast as a tiger, you're not as good as a beast.

A woman went to the professor's house, the two chatted and chatted about getting late, the woman wanted to leave, and the professor kept saying that it was late and it was not safe on the road, so you can sleep here and leave at dawn. The woman said it was inconvenient in your house. The professor said what it was, so the woman stayed.

Dan Youxin was bullied by the professor, so he said don't touch me. The professor said that I am the professor, and I am a beast when I touch you.

The professor really didn't touch the woman that night. However, for this woman, she barely fell asleep that night, and she looked forward to the professor's coming. The next day dawned.

The woman got up straight and went home, and at this time, the professor came and said, "Why did you leave so early!" The woman didn't look back, and threw a sentence to the professor: "It's better to be a beast!"

Just walked straight away---Professor greatness!

In the evening, a familiar courier brother came to the house, and it was raining outside, so I kindly persuaded him: "Stay, wait for the rain to light up before leaving!" As a result, the little brother bit his lip and looked out timidly and said

No, I'd better go now, it's going to get dark in a while, I'm scared. ”

I have one, and it's a good book, it's very funny!

1.Money bai is not a panacea, and sometimes a credit card is required.

2., the boss gave Zhi even a bottle of 86-year-old mineral dao spring water.

3.The extinction of the dinosaurs is due to the creation of beauty in the world of makeup.

4.I stayed up all night last night and people asked me what I was going to do, and I said I was sleeping 5Every day that passed, I drew a dot on the calendar, and it wasn't until Sunday that wo knew that the days were passed by me as ellipses...

6.The story of Meng's mother's three moves actually shows that she has a good son, and if she changes me, it is useless to move a hundred times!

7.Every time the teacher said, "Please put something that is not related to the exam on the podium." "I'm tempted to put myself on the podium......?

8.I don't tidy up my room, I'm a messy woman.

9.The secret of longevity – keep breathing and don't lose your breath.

10.Three stinkers, stinky to death Zhuge Liang.

Xiao Ming attended his grandmother's birthday banquet and brought a plate of birthday buns, Xiao Ming asked, "Why do we eat this kind of thing like pp?" The faces of the people changed dramatically.

Then, Xiao Ming opened the shou bun, looked at the bean paste inside, and said, "Look! There is also poop in it!!