Ask a classic American joke, ask for it, see below

The Polish woman complained that although she had a TV and a refrigerator, she had nothing to put in the refrigerator. It was proposed:

Why don't you put your TV in the fridge, it's all set. 」

A woman who travels to Europe by car stands in front of a fallen stone pillar at a monument in Greece and takes a commemorative photo. Don't take a picture of the car

She said loudly, "Otherwise, my husband would have said that I knocked the pillar down." 」

The thin little caterpillar was discovered by the beautiful finch lady, and hurriedly begged: Please don't eat me, I can tell you about me.

The dwelling place of my companions, they are much fatter than mine! Miss Finch replied: No, I'm **. Let's talk about it.

Eat the caterpillar in one bite.

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running.

The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Girl, you forgot to bring the key again." The woman was frightened and ran away.

At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, delay my work, scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbery fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, NND, they carved my name wrong...The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered: "Damn, dare to steal business with me, and be tender..."As he was talking, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down and found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, the old man was startled, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death!"

Changing the house number of my house. The old man is rolling down the hill! At this moment, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, "Damn, it takes so much money to make a piece of iron."

There was an old Chinese lady visiting Thailand. On the first morning, the waiter knocked on the door and said to the old lady"good morning", the old lady replied:"My name is Chen Shuihua"So the next day, the waiter knocked on the door again and said:

good morning", the old lady still didn't understand, and replied"My name is Chen Shuihua"Later, the old lady was very strange and went to ask the manager, so the manager explained to her"good morning means good morning. You just have to answer someone good morning"So on the third day, the waiter came again, and this time the old lady took the initiative to say:"good morning", I didn't expect the waiter to say to the old lady"My name is Chen Shuihua

Are there any Chinese jokes (which Americans don't understand and need to be explained). I hope to know and tell me a few, thank you.

The Chinese have always been in person.

When I first came to the United States to study.

I don't have a credit card yet, so I take my debit card to the supermarket.

When you buy something, there is a cash back option on the POS machine, you can choose between $5, $10 and $25.

I am very impressed that the United States is really a developed country, and the cashback is all based on consciousness.

However, I understand that although international students are hard, they must not embarrass the motherland when they go out. Ask yourself, I only bought a dish for $22, and I think it's too much to get $25 in cashback. So he happily chose 10 knives, and on the way home, he gave two knives to the beggar.

In the evening, I told my senior sister who came to my house to eat pasta, and I wiped the tomato sauce that my sister sprayed on the wall for a long time.

George W. Bush was frustrated by the jokes that mocked his intelligence. His old buddy, Deputy Cheney, comforted him with a wide range of limbs: It's just some stupid jokes, and there are a lot of stupid people out there, I can prove it to you.

Cheney dragged George W. Bush out into the street, hailed a taxi, told the driver the address, and said, "I'm going home to see if I'm home." Without saying a word, the driver of the taxi pulled George W. Bush and Cheney to the place.

After paying the bill, Cheney said to George W. Bush: Look how stupid this driver is! George W. Bush said

Yes, yes, there is a public ** where we get on the bus, and he just needs to hit a **!