Analysis of the similarities and differences between English and Chinese jokes, classic humorous jok

Meiyingren: Did you sleep? Hanren: Have you eaten it?

Four happy events in life: When the gold list is titled, the long drought is in the rain, the candle night in the cave room, and the old acquaintance in another country. The four tragic events of life: drinking soup, peeing on a shoe, wiping the cheeks and picking out the paper, farting and falling out of shit.

In the Level 4 exam, a student was preparing to roll the dice to do multiple-choice questions.

He said: 1234 - ABCD!

Q: What should I do?

Said: Reward again!

If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

I saw a god post today: Ask poop and pee are good friends? The first floor replied, no, they are not on the same road. The second floor answered, yes, but urine is more moral, and the stool is not accompanied by the urine every time, but the stool is always supported by the pee! !

I remember when I was in high school, I went to self-study at night, and my buddies slept in the last row. Suddenly woke up, then turned off the light, and went back to sleep. The whole class was dumbfounded.

The athlete shot and missed five times in a row, and the coach scolded: "Stupid, look at me!" The coach didn't hit five shots and said, "See? That's how you just voted.

Taking a taxi home, the gate of the community was blocked by indiscriminately parked cars, the driver sighed, turned back to me and said: "I can only send you here, and you can only go by yourself in the future." "Uncle driver, do you want to talk to me about breaking up?

Thank you. The girl smiled at me. "By the way, are you going to Nanchang to play or go to school?

Do you know that Nanchang is fun? Is it convenient to keep a **? The girl continued to ask the boy.

I won't tell you that I copied it in the Zhener.com-Erkou Concentration Camp

On the afternoon of hoeing day, my mother was really hard. Mahjong in the morning, landlords in the afternoon.

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The story of cucumbers and paper paper.

A beautiful woman's signature: If you ask me to save a cucumber, I'll let you save a roll of paper paper.

The young soldier received a letter from his hometown, and when he opened the envelope, he took out a blank piece of paper. "What's going on? ”

A friend asked. "Here's the thing," said the soldier, "I had a fight with my fiancée when I left my hometown, and since then we haven't spoken to anyone." ”

I simply found a few and didn't write it, I'll send you a little ** directly. There are a lot of them on it, you can see if it works.

One day, John wanted to go out for a walk, so he found the expensive gown, which he rarely wore, and dressed it in the mirror. Reached into his pocket, hoping to find some change to take the car, but found a note with the words: Dressed up so neatly, where do you want to go?

1 Carl was working at the largest brewery when he accidentally fell into a large basin containing 50,000 liters of beer one day. Someone told Ada about this bad thing. Ada said:

It's horrible, I've heard it's going to drown people soon. Soon? No!

He came out and peed three times.

2 When the British Parliament was in session, a member of the British Parliament was speaking when he saw Churchill shaking his head in disagreement. The MP said: I remind you that I am just expressing my opinion.

How can you do that, I'm a member of Congress! Robber: Oh!

So, give me my money back.

5 One day, Anna's husband died, and Anna was very sad. A man asked her: How did he die?

Anna said: Because he has a hole in his clothes. The man said:

But my husband is different, he's a diver!

A couple watches people dance in a ballroom. The husband said with emotion: "This world is really weird, that ugly stupid man has a beautiful wife." The wife smiled and said, "Honey, you're really good at sycophancy." ”

1. Poverty has limited so much, why hasn't my weight been restricted.

Second, I think people should still maintain a proper sense of distance, especially the people I hate, it is recommended to separate yin and yang.

3. What is a warm man, a man who warms only one woman is a warm man, and a man who warms many women is a boiler.

4. When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, because you still have self-knowledge.

Watching dramas at home and buying real estate tickets.

The boy always leans on the railing.

Look at the staff.

Say: Look at the child and don't let it go.

VIP seats on the floor. Drop the ...... to make up the ticket

The priest said to the prisoner who was about to be executed while sitting in the electric chair: "Say whatever you want before you die, and I will help you." The prisoner said, "Pastor, if you hold my hand with your warm hand, I can die in peace." ”

The weekend has finally arrived. I took the dog to the bank, and after withdrawing the money, the dog suddenly barked at me, it turned out that it was going to be complimentary.

I was in a hurry and spread out the newspaper I had just bought to make it convenient. When I was done, I carefully wrapped the newspaper and prepared to throw it in the trash can opposite.

As soon as I arrived at the intersection, suddenly a motorcycle stopped beside me, I was stunned, and the man wearing sunglasses in the back seat of the motorcycle snatched my paper bag and sped away.

Passers-by whispered: "This guy is really unlucky, just out of the bank, let people rob him." So a big bag, there are tens of thousands of yuan. ”

Haha, sleeping with a pair of good friends, one day Haha suddenly left, and then Hehe stood in front of Haha's grave and said, Haha you are dead.

Once upon a time there was a husband and wife, the man called Terror, and the woman called Element. And when the woman gave birth to a child, she was called to death. One day, he died. The husband and wife came to the police station and said, "We are **** here to find death!" ”

One day a customer wanted to buy one and he went to the dog shop, and he saw a puppy, so he went to ask the shopkeeper if the puppy was loyal. The owner said the puppy was loyal. Every time I sold it, he would run back.

1.There is a gorilla in the zoo, which is so ugly that everyone vomits. One day, I went, and I threw up; Another day, you went, and the orangutan threw up.

I said that I liked Li Bai's poems more, Lu You was angry, and then my family couldn't access the Internet.

3.The girl who lost her foot finally found her foot.

4.Some people have backgrounds, and what I have is just backs

5.I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but I became fat one bite at a time.

6.Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasonings.

One day I saw a dog and a man, and I asked the man why he came out with the dog every day, and he said it was because I was a single dog.

A student has an allergic sneeze in class.

The teacher said, "What, what! I'm allergic to learning such a little knowledge!! ”

Students:"………"

It was funny to watch "Pigs Are Coming and Falling".

When I was in high school, our teachers taught us with great care. In the end, I summed it up: You all know something, and everyone is not small. My brother was annoyed when he heard it, so he answered: Not only is the eldest not small, but the second is not small.

One day my mother asked me what I could do with my mouth. I said: eat, sleep, fart. Mom was chicken-eyed, (angry) Mom said: Who told you, I said Dad told me Mom told him.

It's very funny and very funny.

It's not funny, it's not a humorous joke at all.

If you drag it again, believe it or not, I'll take you to climb the mountain!

Don't call me a housemaid, call me a lady in the house.

Once, a father stood in front of his son and said, "Get out of the way." The son said:

(Mung Bean Shark)", you're stupid! 」

4.The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution?

Student's answer: Make the lunch box blue.

5.There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, "I eat what I eat, I eat the West."

Guara watermelon, eat cucumber and cucumber! “

The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think you only have to eat!" “6.On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?" “

There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin, and said

Sure enough, it was cold! “

8.There was a loaf of bread, and he was hungry as he walked, so he ate himself 9q: What did the chieftain of the African cannibals eat?

A: Man! Q: One day, the chief was sick and the doctor told him to be vegetarian, so what did he eat?

A: Eat vegetative people! ~~

10 Americans: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

Chinese: No!

American: Then why is the word "cup" in your Chinese character next to the wooden character?

Chinese Isn't there a "no" next to the word "cup"! That is, it is not made of wood.

Xiaobai Xiaobai = ?

White Rabbit (two).

A quack doctor misdiagnosed and killed someone else's son, so he took his own son as compensation. Soon, the quack doctor killed someone else's daughter, so he had to pay his own daughter to others. One night, there was a sharp knock on the door:

Doctor, my wife is sick, please come and have a look. The doctor told his wife with a sad face: "This time people have taken a fancy to you."

Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby yelling: go, go, go......I thought to myself, damn it, I'll sing too: O Lai O Come Oh ......Before the words fell, he fell headlong into the ditch. Passers-by scolded: Damn! Tell you ditch ditch ditch, you still ride?! You deserve to die!

What does it have to do with me Lu Xun catching Zhou Shuren!

A man took the prescription prescribed by a female doctor and came back for a long time and asked, "Where is the 13th ultrasound?" The female doctor smiled and said, "It's not 13 ultrasound, it's B ultrasound." The man shouted angrily: "Damn! Your b is too open! ”