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Rats are not to be messed with.

A friend who was a soldier said: If you catch a mouse in training, pour some gasoline on it.

The rat probably broke free in pain and ran, but I didn't expect it to rush to the missile depot!

Fortunately, he didn't stick to the end, and burned ...... halfway through

I drank too much last night, and I was just about to drive home, and suddenly I thought that drunk driving harmed others and myself, so I decided to find a place to park and take a taxi home. From this morning to now, I'm still wondering where my car is parked....

I remember a brain teaser that asked, "If there is a car with a prince and a princess in the car, whose car is it?" And then the answer is: what if.

One day I picked up a student ID: Name: Jia Ru.

All of a sudden, I was messy.

There are many different kinds of jokes that can be seen on the joke network.

When I was yellow diamond seven. There are yellow diamond eights.

When I was a member of six. There are seven members.

When I was super QQ six. There is a super QQ seven.

Now I'm going to have six blue bricks. You have to have a blue brick seven.

Farm and Nima have farm gold land (five yuan a piece) Nima What's the use of your mother is crazy about money.

I decided not to do any business anymore and supported the dot left.

Once upon a time there was a bun walking down the street, and suddenly he was very hungry, so he ate himself in one bite.

Classic joke: toilet encounter.

Qian Mou, one day in the wine field was overwhelmed with alcohol, in a daze into the women's toilet, vomiting in the cubicle, at this time a lady went to the toilet to relieve a little, Qian heard the sound of her urine and mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer, and said angrily: "I have long said that I will not drink, who is pouring it?" The lady was startled when she heard this, so she held back her urine, and wanted to wait for the money to go before she could solve it, but she didn't want to hold back a fart, Mr. Qian was furious when she heard it, and slapped the partition with his hand and reprimanded loudly

I said I wouldn't drink it, I wouldn't drink it, who opened it again? Whoever starts who drinks! ”

During the World Expo, someone waited in line for nearly five hours, and finally reached the entrance, and couldn't help but ask the person in front: Which country's pavilion is this? A solemn voice came from the front: public toilets.

Miniature ** "Horse Talk Hurt": Stallion: "Does it hurt?" Mare: "It hurts." ”