Ask for funny double yellow lines, and it is not cross talk

Crosstalk "Cherish Time".

A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow.

B: Yo, why are you dragging it here?

A: Let's take you as an example, it's 11 this year, right?

B: It's 12.

A: Look at how big it is.

B: For a moment?

A: This "Huang" is also a word to describe time. Just gave birth to such a little, a child entered kindergarten at the age of 3, a child went to elementary school at the age of 6, and a child was 12, and it was time to graduate from primary school, and you shook it a few times.

B: How?

A: You're gone.

B: I dare to love me for the rest of my life.

A: This Akira has the same meaning as the arrow I just talked about.

B: Describe the sun, moon, and time.

A: Let yourself say, is time fast?

B: Too fast.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time, and they don't think they can use it.

B: Is there still a lot of time?

A: I have a classmate who always thinks time is slow. Look at his energy, his eyes are always like he can't break them all day long, and he wastes time. I couldn't hear him speak, but I was sure that it was the same sentence.

B: What do you say?

A: "Why aren't you out of school yet?" ”

B: Looking forward to getting out of school?

A: You have a good temper, and you smile at everyone: "What are you doing here?"

B: What do you do when I study?

A: "Hee-hee, I don't know. ”

B: Is the homework done?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Hey, I don't know!

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Hi! What did you score on this math test?

A: "Nine points."

B: It's not that you don't know?

A: I scored 10 points in the last exam.

B: Yes, 1 point less.

A: You say, if you continue to develop like this, will you still be able to graduate from elementary school?

B: I think if you don't value your time, you won't be able to graduate.

A: Do you know a lot about ancient sayings?

B: I know a little bit.

A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time."

B: You know, this is saying that time is priceless.

A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment of gold".

B: Yes, a quarter of an hour a thousand taels of gold.

A: Time is the same for everyone.

B: Fair enough.

A: But someone needs more time.

B: Where did it come from?

A: Gotta squeeze it.

B: Right. A: Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it, there will always be it.

B: Yes, young people must work hard!

A: I can squeeze in a little more time a day to study.

B: You have to squeeze in time to study.

B: Step by step, you will develop beautiful writing.

A: Take 10 minutes a day to read a Tang poem.

B: That. I can read 300 songs a year.

A: From this point of view, as long as you are good at using your time, it is not difficult to learn.

B: Right. A: Not only that, but cherishing time can prolong your life!

B: In that case, let's stop grinding here and prolong our lives.

A: Okay, let's get out of the game.

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketch characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!