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Under what circumstances do people smoke from all their senses? Cremation 62 Vixens are the best at confusing men, so what"Fine"Men and women are fascinated together? Alcohol 63 Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?
Chicken lays eggs 64 Why do two tigers fight and have to fight to the death? No one dared to persuade him to fight.65 Mr. Lin was replaced with an artificial heart after major surgery. After getting better, her girlfriend immediately proposed to break up, why did this happen?
I don't really love her66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, two people can't do it together. What does this do? Dream 67 Is the Black Chicken Powerful or the White Chicken Powerful, Why?
Black chicken, black chicken will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs68 When you come home in the middle of the night, you find that you forgot to bring your key, and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish at this time? The door forgot to lock 69 What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of tanning70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?
Go to Heaven to occupy a seat 71 The manager can't cook, but there is a dish that he is particularly good at, what is it? Fried squid 72 What kind of alcohol should not be drunk? Iodine 73 Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to a person?
As long as you don't drink it 74 hit something without having to put in the effort? Doze 75 There is a kind of thing that the one who buys knows and the one who sells it knows, and only the one who uses it does not know, what is it? Coffin 76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, but what book is a fat woman like?
Bound Book 77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows78 A cow goes 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, turns backwards to the right, and asks where the tail of the cow is facing? Asahi 79"Innate"Refers to the genetics of the parents, that"The day after tomorrow"What is it?
What are the main causes of divorce on the day after tomorrow 80? Marriage 81 9 oranges are divided into 13 children, how to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice.
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There is a mound of earth next to the sticks.
Answer: Du.
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1 Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
Answer: Because they are playing chess.
2 There are two times in a month.
Eighteen days? Answer.
Answer: There are twenty-eight days in each month.
3 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate?
Answer: Because I am afraid of biting my hand.
4 What is a word that everyone gets wrong when they see it?
Answer: It's a "typo".
5 What is the secret of longevity?
Answer: Keep breathing, don't lose your breath.
6 What does a man and a woman become?
Answer: Two people.
7 What is a person's least favorite thing to eat?
Answer: Suffer.
8 The manager can't cook, but what is the special specialty of the food?
Answer: Fired squid.
9 Whose legs are long?
Answer: ham sausage (ham long).
10 What books can't you buy in a bookstore?
Answer: Suicide note.
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It's too hard, so I don't know how to mention it.
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Wow, it's so hard, I can't guess a single one.
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Who is the fastest on the road or the doe?
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Xiao Ming is already married, but why is he still with his daughter every day?
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1.With a floor of house, build another floor of house. Hit the name of a drug. 2.Once you have a floor of house, build another floor of house, and build a new floor of house. Hit the name of a drug.
What he said upstairs was extremely true, and the younger brother admired it.
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