Whoever tells the joke the most funny, the more points are given

Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?"

Yes. You used to be a teacher at Westside Elementary School? Yes, how do you know?

The judge smiled, I was your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, and became relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I will punish you for copying a thousand times, "I made a mistake in running a red light, and I will never do it again." ”

There are 30 frogs in a pool, and one in pants, why? (Because he's scrubbing.)

I'll give you a **little donkey joke expert network.

Hehe, Brother Pengzi.

I'll tell you about it.

Zodiac. Once, when I went to a meeting on a boat, there was a storm and waves on the way, and it was necessary to reduce the weight of the boat, that is, to throw two of them into the sea.

Tell jokes, as long as one of the other listeners who tells the joke does not laugh, will be thrown into the sea. After the rules were made, they all chose to remain silent because they were all right.

own story.

Lack of confidence and fear of being thrown down. Niu was the most honest, couldn't hold the stalemate and dullness of the atmosphere, and couldn't help but tell the first joke. Unexpectedly, the joke of the cow was really good, and the other members laughed except for the giraffe.

The cow was innocent, and according to the rules, after all, there was a member who didn't laugh, so he was thrown into the sea.

The giraffe was decided to be the second to speak, because he thought the cow was not ridiculous. The giraffe stood in front of everyone, thought for a while, and suddenly laughed, and leaned forward and backwards while holding his stomach. Everyone was stunned and asked him what was going on, and he said:

Just now, just ,..Which story is told by the cow, haha, it's so funny.

I invited a friend who had never seen a movie to see a movie. During the screening of the film, a shot appeared of the heroine lying in the bath bath. He stood up abruptly when he saw this shot, then sat down again, and said to himself:

It's no wonder that the upstairs ticket price is more expensive than the downstairs.

The sister asked the sister: "Do you know the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter?" The sister replied, "I don't know." Sister: "Stupid, Li Bai's wife is called Zhao Xianglu, and her daughter is called Li Ziyan!" ”

To see who has the funniest joke, I'll start with a .........

One day I saw you with a kitchen knife, and you chased a pig to chop, and the pig ran to a dead end, and the pig said to you, "This is from the same root, so why be too anxious to fry each other." ”