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Anonymous users2024-02-06When the director of a psychiatric hospital heard that the leaders were coming to inspect the hospital, the president called a meeting of the patients of the hospital, and the director said: "This afternoon, there are very important leaders who are going to visit, and all the people must go to the door to welcome them. At the time of welcome, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, to stand neatly, and when I coughed, everyone applauded together, the warmer the better; I had to stop all my stomping and not make a mistake.
If everyone is ready, you can eat meat buns for everyone tonight, as long as one person messes up, all of them don't have buns to eat, remember? The patients in the audience shouted together: "Remember!
In the afternoon, the leader arrived on time, and when he walked into the door, the welcoming patients were already standing at the door, and with the dean's cough, all the patients applauded and welcomed together, and the atmosphere was very warm. The leaders who came to visit were infected by the warm atmosphere, smiled, and walked into the hospital with applause. Seeing that the leader had already walked into the hospital, the dean stomped his feet, and all the applause stopped, very neatly.
Only the leader was still smiling and clapping, and the dean was very satisfied. Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger burst out of the welcoming crowd, strode up to the leader, gave him a big slap in the face, and shouted angrily -- "You don't want to eat steamed buns?!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million. Because of single-mindedness!
How much money do I have to bring to go out in typhoon weather?
Answer: 40 million. Because of the typhoon weather, no"Tens of millions"Don't go out.
It's time for an exam, what books can't I read?
Answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia loses).
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Anonymous users2024-02-04An old man selling scissors bargains with an old lady. The scissors seller said, "Sister-in-law, I sold you these scissors for the price.
If I earn you a little money, I will be your son. The old lady had a daughter-in-law, who was very beautiful, and when she heard the scissors seller say this, she burst out laughing: "I want to do good things!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Imagine what she looks like with a bald head.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk and a little monk in the temple.
One day it was snowing, and the little monk was playing in the snow outside.
The old monk said lovingly to the little monk, "Child, come in, don't freeze." ”
The little monk said, "Got it, Dad."
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Anonymous users2024-02-01A scientist went on an expedition to an island in Antarctica, where there were 100 penguins, and the scientist asked the first penguin.
What do you do in a day? "Eat, sleep, beat beanie. ”
The scientist asked the second penguin.
What do you do in a day? "Eat, sleep, beat beanie. ”
The scientist asked the third penguin.
What do you do in a day? "Eat, sleep, beat beanie. ”
The scientist asked the ninety-ninth penguin.
What do you do in a day? "Eat, sleep, beat beanie. ”
Scientists ask the hundredth penguin.
What do you do in a day? "Eat, sleep. ”
Why don't you beat Doudou? "Because I'm Doudou! ”
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