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Anonymous users2024-02-06Such methods are easier to implement, but they are easier to be scolded!
1. Jingle bell bell ringing, pick up** and say:
Toot Toot Toot What are you waiting for? It's all beeped four times, why are you still holding the **? ”
Opponent: %%.
Second, the bell bell rings, pick it up and say:
I'm out! If you want to leave a message, please press 1 If you don't leave a message, please press 2 If you have something important, please press 3 If you just want to chat with me, please press 4 If you want to invite me to dinner, please press 5 If you want to invite me to karaoke, please press 6 If you want to call me to go on a spring outing, please press 7 If you want to go to the Internet with me, please press 8 If you support Beijing's Olympic bid, please press 9 The Shijiazhuang ** incident in Jue was done by the deaf man, please press 0 If you are a long-distance person, hang up quickly.
Opponent: %%.
3. Call ** to a friend and say: This is the telecommunications bureau for testing. We ask for your cooperation.
Friend: Oh, what do I do?
Self: Please shout: Long live nonsense! Thank you!
Friend: What? What's going on in the house?
Self: Long live the nonsense!
Friend: Long live the house!
Myself: Thank you! Now please use the other hand to take the ** and shout again!
Friend: %
Precautions: Be gentle and professional in your voice.
Unforeseen consequences:
1) As soon as you finished the first sentence, your friend said: Will China Telecom be so kind? 2) If you jump, I'll jump and advertise again? Haha
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Don't go too far, just be happy.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Liar! Carefully designed to let the girlfriend layer by layer.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Secretly buy a radiation protective suit for pregnant women.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02I think I can take my girlfriend to a Western restaurant for a romantic candlelight dinner, which is really romantic and memorable.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01What's so fun about festivals in the West?
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Why did the manuscript of "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai" go overseas2018-12-30 22:12 "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai" short story ** collection, written by Pu Songling in the Qing Dynasty. Nearly 500 articles, wonderfully conceived and concise in language.
In the form of talking about foxes and ghosts, he exposed the cruel oppression and exploitation of the people by feudal officials, gentry and bullies, attacked the crimes of the imperial examination system, and praised the true feelings and qualities of many fox ghosts and ghosts who love each other. But there are also inappropriateness in the book to promote feudal morality, superstition and other dross...Detail.
The one above, where did he get so much?
1. Text messages about mobile phones.
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Honey, let's have dinner together in the evening, and I haven't been with you for a long time" and then pretended not to know anything at night.
Material: 5 cents or 1 yuan coin, 502 or 101 bottle.
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