What are the jokes about the people of Zizhou? A collection of humorous jokes

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Fourteen people were crammed into one van.

The passenger said, "You are overloaded, and you will be deducted a lot of points if you are caught!" The driver turned around and sneered calmly: "Deduct points, then you have to have a driver's license!" “

Suddenly, countless gasping voices filled the carriage.

One passenger asked, "How dare you drive without a driver's license?" “

The driver said: "It's okay, the wine strengthens people's courage, and I drank a pound and two pots at noon, what am I afraid of!" Suddenly, all I could hear was the breathing of the passengers.

Then another passenger asked, "Why don't you get a driver's license?" “

The driver said: "I am more than 2,000 degrees of myopia, and my right leg is still a prosthesis, how can I take the test?" The whole car was silent.

A passenger shouted, "Stop, I want to get off!" “

The driver said, "Stop fart, the brakes are already broken!" “

Just out of the gate of the community in the morning. A little Lori, five or six years old, suddenly hugged my thighs and cried. Uncle, did you marry me? I was in a mess when suddenly a voice behind me said. You're married, and you have to send me to school today.

One morning I went to work, because I got up too late in the morning, so when I arrived at the platform to prepare for the bus, the bus just left, I chased and shouted behind me, master master and waited for me. Suddenly, a boy stuck out his head. Said to me, don't chase after you when you cover the air...

I'm dizzy!!

There is such a couple, the husband loves his wife very much, and for her, he goes to **; As a result, it was seen by another couple, and the wife said to her husband"If you can do something for me, no one will be killed".At this time, the husband said to his wife:"I'm willing to die for you! "

There was a driver who drove and arrived at a Hu Dong, which was the darkest and darkest Hu Dong in this area, and when he saw a woman waving, he took him into the car, and the woman stuck her head over and asked, "Apple, do you want to eat?" The driver "yes" the driver ate happily, the woman said, "Is it delicious?" the driver replied, "Yes, yes, yes, I remember that I still liked to eat it when I was alive" The driver listened to the cold sweat all his life, his hair was straight, and he ate the apple core, and the woman said "I don't like to eat after giving birth".

Hehe, it's not funny.

Laugh and take it.

Put it to waste. yes, big brother.

In the car that day, a pretty girl suddenly yelled at a polite and polite white young man: "Hooligans! "It seems that the guy is not honest. The guy behaved aggrieved and immediately retorted. The two sides began to scold.

After a while, I heard the girl scold: "You are a big hooligan, you have been a hooligan since you were a child, your mother just gave birth to you, and you don't forget to look back." After hearing this, the passengers on the bus were silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

My colleague shook his head and said that it was the first time he had seen that scolding could be done like this, and that it was really a scolding that no one could beat. After the guy was scolded, he couldn't say a word with his mouth open.

When we heard this, we all sighed that this scolding was really a scolding for the ages, probably no one before or since, and we all said that there was indeed no more ruthless scolding than this that could be used to fight back.

Then I suddenly heard the man say loudly, "You are the big rascal!" You're still in your mother's womb and you're watching your dad three times a day! "

When the crowd heard this, they fainted.