What are the famous funny stories What are the funniest stories

There are many famous funny stories. A very wealthy child from a very wealthy family went to take the exam, and his father planned to test him before the exam, and the father felt very good and thought that he would be admitted, but what he didn't expect was that he was not selected. My father went to the examiner.

The examiner found his son's **, which had a layer of ash on it, but he couldn't see the words no matter how he looked at it. On the way home, the father said to his son, "Your handwriting should be readable?" "My son was very aggrieved and said that there was no one in the examination room to help me get ink, so I could only write with water dipped in water.

You are so blessed, why are you not happy? The old man said, "I'm not unhappy, I'm just worried about whether there will be a few hundred more guests when I celebrate my 200th birthday, <>."

There was a man who was playing outside with his son in his arms, and the neighbor saw it and jokingly said, "Your father and son are really the same flesh and blood, just look at your son, you two look very similar." ", the man said

By the way, you and my children were born from the same mother, so it's strange to look different? Two people were very bad, and they both had poisonous sores on their backs, so they went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor could only see one after the diagnosis, and pretended to be very scared and said, "His heart is bad, and he can be cured, but your heart can no longer be cured, and I have no choice, how can I cure you?"

One morning, the sparrow invites all the birds to drink. He said to the kingfisher, "Of course you are coming to me for a drink when you are dressed so well, of course you are going to do it here."

Then he said to the eagle: "Although you are large, you are wearing black clothes, and you are a little ugly, so you have to feel aggrieved and sit in an inconspicuous position" The eagle replied: "You are really too unreasonable?!".

The sparrow replied, "Who in this world doesn't know that my sparrow's heart is the smallest, hahaha".

It was raining heavily, and the hair of the people who didn't bring umbrellas was wet, but only Lao Wang's hair was not wet, why is this? Because he is bald. Xiao Ming has two elder brothers, the eldest brother is called Da Ming, the second brother is called Er Ming, and what is the name of the third brother?

You must think that his name is Sanming, but in fact he is Xiao Ming, these stories are quite funny.

Once upon a time there was a man whose surname was "Tie", but this man did not have hair on his head, so what kind of disease did this person have? The reason is that there is nothing wrong with Lao Tie. And why can't the plane hit the stars, the reason is that the stars will flash.

The penultimate and penultimate in the class are good friends, and the penultimate to the penultimate is meticulous, and then the teacher asked him one day what are you asking so good to him, he, I'm afraid that he will be sick and not go to school, I will be the penultimate one.

There is no new crown in the United States, the prevention and control is done well, and there is no need to wear masks. Trump says there is no Covid in the United States; Trump also said that the United States has very good anti-epidemic measures; Trump also said that there is no need to wear masks, which is very funny under the epidemic.

When brushing your teeth, use facial cleanser as toothpaste.

One. The hospital has set up 100 perimeter walls to prevent patients from escaping.

Two mentally ill patients still want to escape from the hospital. In the darkness of the night, he tried to climb over the wall.

Go under the 30th wall.

Tired? "Not tired. ”

So the two continued to turn outward.

Go under the 60th wall.

Are you tired? ”

"Not tired. So the two continued to turn outwards to the bottom of the 99th wall.

Are you tired? ”

Tired! "Alright, let's go back."

Two. Blind and lame.

The blind man and the lame man ride a motorcycle together, the blind man rides, the lame man watches the road, and there is nothing wrong all the way.

After turning a corner, the lame man suddenly found a ditch on the road, and hurriedly shouted: "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! ”

When the blind man heard this, he continued to sing: "Ah Lai, Ah Lai, Ah Lai......."”

As a result, the blind man and the lame man fell into the ditch with the man and the car.

Fantastic ***.

At a medical colloquium, a physician announces that he has invented a miraculous new drug.

Another doctor asked, "What is it used for?" ”

We don't have any medicine to cure the disease. ”

Another doctor asked, "What is the magic of it?" ”

The internist was silent for a moment and said, "It's *** that causes patients to lose their short-term memory, for which several patients have paid me three or four times for medical treatment. ”

All the doctors who participated in the discussion stood up and applauded enthusiastically.

Four. Tastes great.

A Hollywood director decided to give his mother a birthday present. He heard that there was a little bird that could speak 12 languages and sing 10 famous songs, and immediately decided to buy the bird for his mother, for which he spent $50,000, and on the day after his mother's birthday, he called his mother **"What do you think of this bird?" Mom?

Kidnapping: I quietly blindfolded you;

Heart disease: You are an eternal pain in my chest;

Schadenfreude: When the old cat is kicked out of the door by its owner, the mouse comes out to see him off;

Murder by a knife: It is about a robber who is so poor that he does not even have a knife;

Generation gap: just getting used to his son's long hair, he shaved his head again;

Apple: Its most glorious moment was when it hit Newton's head;