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When it comes to funny things in history, it has to be said that Tang Bohu, a talented man, celebrates his birthday, the whole process can be described as wonderful, his language is very witty and humorous, and witty words, allowing us to appreciate the excellence of Chinese culture.
It is said that at that time, there was an old lady of an official eunuch's family who had a 90th birthday, and in order to write a birthday poem for the old lady, the family prepared a generous gift to invite Tang Bohu, and Tang Bohu agreed.
Tang Bohu went to the town on time to be simple, and when everyone was very happy.
The owner then asked Tang Bohu to make a birthday poem.
Tang Bohu stood up and walked two steps, pointed at the old lady and said loudly: "This old lady is not human.
The old lady's face suddenly changed greatly, she was very embarrassed, everyone was taken aback, how could the dignified genius open his mouth and scold, everyone was stunned, and the living room was suddenly silent.
Then Tang Bohu chanted the second sentence unhurriedly: "The Nine Heavens Fairy descended to the earth."
Everyone applauded, all of them smiled, and the face of the ninety old lady was also flushed with peach blossoms.
Then Tang Yin pointed to the children and grandchildren around the old lady and said the third sentence: "The children and grandchildren are all thieves."
The atmosphere of the audience immediately froze, and everyone was very indignant.
After a while, Tang Bohu pointed to the longevity peach on the table and said, "Steal the peach to offer your mother."
All the guests cheered and applauded.
Tang Bohu's four-line poem, the ups and downs of the plot, and the gripping design have received a fascinating effect.
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Fan Jin finally won the lift, but he went crazy with joy. This is "Fan Jinzhongju".
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Cao Cao's dream of killing people is very funny, and the suspicion is too serious! The emperors of the Ming Dynasty, the strange emperors, the beggar emperors, and the carpenter emperors called people to find dao
Find trees that don't prevent fire, and the shortest-lived, like sawing people, love to run the people, eunuchs called nine thousand years old to control the government, the secret service agencies are developed, and even you know how many times a day you go to the toilet.
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Take a look at "The World Speaks New Words", the characters and deeds in it are quite funny.
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Zhu Houzhao, the most playful emperor, is very funny and weird.
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It makes people cry and laugh at the little handsome guy, never kills, and the little emperor.
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Yang Xiu: Isn't it funny to repeatedly say that Cao Cao is jealous?
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Song Xianggong, what kind of teacher of benevolence and righteousness?
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There is a story in the summer vacation homework of primary school that impressed me: Cao Cao's eldest son, Cao Pi, because he was jealous of his younger brother Cao Zhi's outstanding literary talents, made it difficult for his younger brother to let him write a poem within seven steps, otherwise his life would be lost.
So Cao Zhi made a seven-step poem.
Boiled beans burn beans.
Beans weep in the kettle.
It is born from the same root.
Why is it too anxious to fry each other.
This story left a deep impression on the child, who learned for the first time the cruelty of political struggle. Now everyone knows that the emperor's sons have lived such as (ɡuì) 履 (quān) thin (zhēn) ice (luàn) by watching "Step by Step Shocking" and "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
Then come back to the Cao family brothers, and then it turned out to be the older brother Cao Pi who not only sat on the throne, but also won the Han Xian Emperor and became the founding emperor of Wei, known as Emperor Wen of Wei in history, and was generally evaluated as a Ming monarch, but he didn't reign for long, and he died early with too many thoughts...
The younger brother Cao Zhi was depressed, and he died a lot of thoughts early. . .
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Folklore has"Angry to death, laughing to death"The story is that after the Southern Song Dynasty fierce general Niu Gao caught his old opponent Jin Wu, he died laughing because of joy. Shuihu Village, Shenxing, Taibao, Dai Zong, Song General, Niu Gao, the most famous should be Cheng Biting Jin, Niu Gao, Cheng Biting Jin said that there is Niu Gao in Yue Quan's biography, and Sima Zhao died laughing.
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1. Karcas (Greek prophet, 12th century BC).
Karcas was Greece's greatest prophet during the Trojan War. The famous Trojan horse was built on his proposal. One day while he was planting vines, another soothsayer happened to pass by, predicting that Calcas would never drink wine from the grapes he had grown.
Later, the grapes ripen and make wine. Carlcaster invited the prophet to join him. Just as Karcas raised his glass to drink, the prophet repeated his prophecy.
This made Calcas feel funny and burst out laughing. Probably laughing too violently, he suddenly felt suffocated, out of breath, and then stopped breathing. He didn't make it.
2. Syxis (Greek painter, 2nd century BC).
It is said that Syxis died of suffocation while laughing while looking at an old woman's painting he had just completed.
3. Philemon (Greek poet, 361 BC?) — 263 BC? At one point, the comedian was so appreciative of the joke he told that he died laughing.
4. Crèch-Pos (Greek philosopher, 3rd century BC).
Krishpos is said to have died laughing when he saw a donkey eating a fig.
5. Patro Arrenotti (Italian writer, 1492-1556) Once, Arenotti's sister told him a story, and he laughed happily after listening to it, but at this time he accidentally leaned back, fell to the ground with a chair, and died of a stroke on the spot.
6 cow gao. The story of Niu Gao, a fierce general in the Southern Song Dynasty, who caught his old opponent Jin Wu, died of laughter because of happiness.
In modern times, it should be ***, killing 43 million people.
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