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Anonymous users2024-02-06Question: Who is Su Shi working with during the Mid-Autumn Festival?
Answer: Bao Zheng (when is the bright moon, ask Qingtian for wine, Bao Qingtian) asked: Why does the rabbit run forward 50 meters, turn right, run forward another 50 meters, and then turn right ......A: Because he likes it.
Q: Is Spider-Man colored?
Answer: White (spiderman is a white man) Q: What kind of man is Spider-Man?
Answer: The failed man (spiderman).
Look at xddd
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Anonymous users2024-02-05A child expressed his desire to have a pet with Ma Ma, and Ma Ma calmly: Our family can only raise one animal The child thought about it and said: Then it's better to leave me ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-04A hide-and-seek society, their leader is missing.
A sheep meets a wolf, and the wolf says it is going to eat the sheep, and the sheep is eaten.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Do you know why we are related? We knew each other a thousand years ago! It was autumn, you ran with me in the wind, you left tooth marks on me, this incident has become a story for the ages, at that time my name was Lu Dongbin!
The landlord thinks it's funny, so accept my answer!
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Anonymous users2024-02-01When the younger brother enters the examination room to do a question, he needs to write the word "favor", but he can't write the word "favor", so he thinks about it ......Surprise! Bring a bottle of drink into the exam room during the test, and the cap of the bottle should have the words "Thank you for your patronage", which should be the same as "favor". Stealing joy, pretending to drink water and twisting the cap of the bottle.
Dizzy! I saw the words "one more bottle" printed on it!
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Anonymous users2024-01-31The rich man had ten sons, and he fought every day and was not united. Before he died, in order to educate his son, the rich man took out a pair of chopsticks, first pulled out one and let his son break it, and his son did it. The rich man took out ten more chopsticks for his son to break, and the son used his fingers to break them again.
The rich man took out twenty more chopsticks, and the son used the power of the vajra finger to break them again. The rich man said gloomily, "It's okay, I'll die first." ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Q: What does Kaspersky have to do with Pakistan?
A: There is a Kiba relationship.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29On the plane, "Little sister, open the window, it's boring", and the uncle next to him said, "You are stupid, you can't open the window before the plane takes off, and you won't get out of the way until it flies up later".
Today, I went to the toilet in a company and found a line written on the back of the door: The most irresponsible thing in the world is to supply paper every day, and then suddenly one day it is not provided.
In Chinese class, when the word "wellspring of thought" was mentioned, the teacher said, "When you write essays, you feel a flash of inspiration in your mind, and what will flow out continuously?" ” >>>More
Two friends discuss what kind of wife to marry the most economically. >>>More
1 said that there was a penguin, and his home was very far from the polar bear's house, and if he had to walk, he would have to walk for 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was going to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that he forgot to lock the door, which has been gone for 10 years, but the door still had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to look for the polar bear, and it took him 40 years to get to the ...... of the polar bearThen the penguin knocked on the door and said: >>>More
A classmate went to the cafeteria and asked, "Is there a meat bun?" ”。Answer: "Yes". The classmate said, "Let's have two vegetable packets."