What amazing customers have you encountered? How weird is it?

I used to work as a customer service for a while. It's the kind of customer service that helps people book hotels. And it's all over the country to book hotels, there are many dialects, I can't understand it at all.

I remember one of the most ridiculous things was when a person over there said that he wanted to book a hotel in Sanfukushima. I asked him if he was the third of 123, the blessing of blessings. He said that it was the three blessings next to the word king.

I listened for a long time and still didn't understand, and finally he told me that it was the Sanfu at the bottom of the sea, and this time I finally understood, and what he said turned out to be the coral at the bottom of the coral sea.

There are many strange customers I have met, and the most strange thing is that he asked me how old I was, and I said 21 years old, but he said that he felt that I was 43 years old, which made me feel very uncomfortable, and made me feel that he was a strange person, and nothing else was this wonderful.

I've met a lot of weird clients, and the questions they ask are very confusing and confusing. I once met a lover of literature, he was my client, she liked couplets very much, and he said to me, I'll give you a couplet, and if you can't answer, then we'll end our cooperation, and we've seen the most bizarre client.

I once worked as a waiter in a hot pot.

Once I met a lovelorn guest who was eating hot pot alone, and he felt too lonely and asked me to accompany him to eat ......In line with the principle that the customer is God, I sat upright and watched him, and he told me his love story while drinking, and finally cried snot and drank himself to the ground.

I was ...... in the face

During the Chinese New Year, we have the custom of buying noodles to visit relatives, and some people buy noodles to visit relatives and come back after saying that I can't eat so many noodles and want to return them to me, I ....... And in my place (too expensive at the time) so I only bought 4 packs of noodles (weight, production date, various confirmations before buying) two days later, her mother-in-law (a well-known vexatious person in the village), came to my store door to scold me and said that I sold ** to her daughter-in-law, I knew my own goods, so I asked her to go home and take out to see how to help her deal with it, and sure enough, I took a basket of noodles that were not bought in my place, and I was told by bystanders before I made a sound, ....... Someone also took the drink that his relatives gave him, saying that he bought it from me but didn't like to drink it, can he change it for his usual favorite drink, and when he looked at something, not only was it not me who bought it, but it was obviously an inferior counterfeit drink, I said it was not mine, and he also said that it was bought by you who bought it for me (wanted to bully me, saying that it was sold to him by my father-in-law), I said that whoever sold it to you as long as it was mine here can be changed, but I don't have this goods at all, you can look at my inventory, and the same as this will be changed for you, Later, I went to see the right one, and left without making a sound.

I have encountered a customer who has asked a lot of questions and finally bought nothing, some customers just ask a lot of questions at once, that is, they don't buy, he will keep asking and asking, so that you can answer him all the time, but he just doesn't place an order, and he asks you all kinds of questions after buying, and then says that the product he bought is not good, and asks you to give him a refund, saying that you deceived him and makes you have to refund, otherwise he will keep pestering you, such customers are also very strange.

There are too many, for example, I don't know what kind of things I like, no matter who says it, I feel very right, I don't have any opinions, or I deliberately find faults, pick out some irrelevant faults, and the kind of good things that tell you, and end up going to other places when I pay the money.

Ask me to help her throw out the garbage by the way. Made me wait for her at the beauty salon for a day. It's not my fault, it's my fault. Say I'm a**. The other party spoke inarticulately, and I couldn't hear clearly, but the other party thought that I had a problem with my comprehension.

In life, we can always encounter some strange things, and when we go to work, we will always meet some wonderful customersA few days ago, someone was buying groceries, and this person was very strange. Speechless, I work in a supermarket as a cashier。I met a strange customer, the person who called the green beans was wrong, I scanned the code and found that it was called a mountain cucumber, and that small handful was still more than 40 pieces, and then I said sorry to the customer, the aunt called you wrong, please run back again, weigh it again, and then she said!

Why did your employee's question make me run again? "I said I'm sorry, I don't want this dish? Then she snatched it and said, "Why not, I bought my own food."

A friend who works in a restaurant once told me that he was speechless when he met a strange customer. Said that one day a customer came to the store and ordered a fried rice. He was actually able to eat the taste of blended oil in fried rice, and he was not happy at this time, so he called the waiter over and gave him a lecture, asking for a discount and an apology.

However, the store has been using soybean oil, no matter how you explain it, it is useless, and finally when we took out the oil to show him, he said, "Now bring out the soybean oil for me." ”

Art is all about life, so the jokes are basically the people and things you usually meet, what strange people are, and what strange things you have.

The customers I met were actually quite strange. Asking for the best thing for the least amount of money are all strange customers.

I think there are a lot of strange things in life, and buying discounted things by yourself doesn't mean that the expiration date is approaching.

often makes some unreasonable demands, and asks you to accompany him to dinner.

My brain is not big enough, and I really haven't met strange customers.

Buy medicine, don't be cheap, you have to be expensive, and say that his grade can't be consumed too low.

I once met a customer who couldn't ride a bicycle but could drive.

There are so many customers like this every day.