If you want a cross talk line with a short 3 points, you can use it quickly

Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

It is recommended that you listen to Guo Degang's encore segment, which is very short and classic.

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Teacher: The weather is very good today.

Student AB: It's a bad day.

Teacher: It's a sunny day today.

Student AB: It's dark clouds today.

Teacher: Stand.

Student AB: Lie down.

Teacher: Young.

Students: Elderly.

Teacher: There was a young man standing on the ground.

Student AB: There was an elderly man lying on the ground.

Teacher: Pick up a dollar and give it to the teacher.

Student AB: I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher.

Teacher: That's not right! is wrong! 【Be patient with facial expressions】Student AB: That's right, it's right!

Teacher: Students should listen to the teacher [Be a little louder, bring some commands] Student AB: The teacher should listen to your classmates.

Teacher: Stop! [Louder, slightly angry].

Student AB: Go ahead!

Teacher: Stop! [Loud, medium rage].

Student AB: Let's move on!

Teacher: You're all stupid pigs! [Impatient, angry, slightly stomping] Student AB: We are all geniuses!

Teacher: Stop practicing! [Angry, stomping, fierce].

Student AB: Keep practicing!

Teacher: Listen to me! [Loud, impatient, angry, stomping] Student AB: It's wrong to listen to you!

Teacher: You guys! [Speak briefly, pat your chest, take a breath] Student AB: We!

Teacher: You can't help it! [Helplessness + anger].

Student AB: We have a solution!

Teacher: Hmph [angrily stomps down and leaves the classroom with the book].

Narrator: The teacher walked out of the classroom with a book in his arms.

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!