Giant funny has already died of laughter 9999, you must not do the 10000th I don t understand what t

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9,999 have already died of laughter, and you must not make the 10,000th.

It seems to be the phrase.

3.When I was just sifting my resume, I saw the resume of a certain graduate - award-winning experience: during the school period, he won the "one more bottle" award from Master Kong many times.

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You're a superboy, a creature between 1a and 3c.

It's already 9,999 laughing to death, and you must not do the 10,000th It seems to be the sentence itself...More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke that made me laugh and then went in because my stomach hurt too much.

What's the situation, why is it only half depressed, and this kind of problem can't be solved by a hundred gods.

When I was in the second grade, one day during the summer vacation, my parents and I went to my grandmother's house in the countryside. It was almost noon, and I noticed that the big yellow dog by the door was panting with its long tongue out, and I asked my father, "Why is it sticking out its tongue?"

Dad said, "Dogs don't have sweat glands, and they stick out their tongues to dissipate heat. "At lunchtime, I ate a bowl of noodles, and I was so hot that I was sweating profusely, so I stuck my tongue out.

Grandma asked, "Ningzi, what are you doing?" I said

I'm cooling the heat. It made the whole family laugh.

In another composition class, the teacher asked the students to write an essay about their favorite food, and emphasized that the content should be relevant to the topic. I searched my stomach and thought about it for a long time, and finally made an article Egg Fried Rice : Eating egg fried rice is what I like.

I have to eat egg fried rice every year, every month, every day, and I also eat egg fried rice for breakfast, and I also eat egg fried rice for dinner, and I want to eat egg fried ......rice all the time. The teacher's comment at the end of my essay was: Beware of breaking the belly ......

My husband asked, "Honey, do you want to go to ** for this year's wedding anniversary?" Wife: "I want to go to a place I've never been to before." Husband: "Okay, let's go to the kitchen!" ”

A gentleman went to the doctor and said he was not feeling well anywhere. The doctor told him: "You can go to the countryside, get some fresh air, go for a walk, play ball, go fishing, smoke only half a cigar a day, and slowly you will be very healthy!" ”

Three months later, the gentleman came again, and he told the doctor: "Your idea is good, I am in good health now, but learning to smoke a cigar is very difficult!" ”