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Anonymous users2024-02-08The cross talk sketch shakes the burden.
The effect is good and the effect is fast.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Say antonyms. Classic Joke: The Antonym Game of Turning the Teacher Away One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted in unison
Good morning, teacher! The teacher said indignantly, "Why do you just call good morning?"
What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? Then the students shouted in unison
Good afternoon, teacher! Chang Laoji" The teacher said indignantly: "What about me at night?
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" The teacher nodded and said
That's it, now shout again! The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!"
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud.
Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." "Resistant.
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Old Han Beishi: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
。The teacher walked out of the classroom with the handouts in his arms.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.
2: Big mouth, it's nothing.
1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?
1: Every day she pouts this mouth.
2: Pouting?
1: Ah, she's like this
2: What is this for?
1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?
2: And what about what she says?
1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.
2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?
1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.
2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?
1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.
2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).
1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.
2: What's your last name, girl?
1: Surname Wu
2: Xinghu surnamed Wu This really hasn't opened his mouth.
2: What's your name, girl?
1: Gourd
2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?
2: And how old are you?
1:25
2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?
1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.
1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.
2: Who is in your family?
1: Parents
2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?
1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!
2: Do you have a stove grinder?
1: Pinch toot
2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?
1: Second uncle
2: Second uncle?? Where are you going with your second uncle?
1: Department store
2: Wrong, it's a department store.
1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.
2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?
1: Buy vinegar
2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?
1) Baked sweet potato
2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?
1: It's all sprinkled
2: Hey, open your mouth !!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05How can there be a cross talk of four or five people, let's perform a drama.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04The few pieces of work that the friend upstairs said are all good traditional jokes! However, beginners or amateur friends may not be able to take such a big job, it is recommended to find a small joke of the old man Ma Sanli, which is short and interesting, simple to rehearse, and easy to memorize. I'm sure my friends upstairs will agree with me, right?
Like "Teasing You", "Practicing Qigong", "Scratching" and "The Art of Naming Names" are all good, you go back and look at the text, or listen to it directly, it's pretty good, but if you want to decide to perform, you must not copy it, you have to be good how to live!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Take out some of the more famous ones and play them
It's okay to create your own, and there's the reference upstairs
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Anonymous users2024-02-02I know a**, it's all short sketches, and I'm sure I can help you. You can look up any kind of cross talk as you want, many of which are educational and some are hilarious. I was the first to send it, don't be deceived by plagiarism, I'll cry back.
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