People who can tell jokes come in, will you tell jokes?

Once, the dragon king wanted to recruit a son-in-law, and he required the other party to weigh 120 pounds.

Then, a Wang Ba came to apply for a job, and when he said it, it turned out to be only 119 pounds, and then he left in disappointment.

On the way back, they met two small shrimps, and when they saw Wang Ba's lost appearance, they asked what happened to him?

Wang Ba told the ins and outs of the matter, and when Xiao Shrimp heard it, the two of them were exactly 1 catty, plus the two of them, so the weight was just right!

So the two little shrimps crawled into Wang Ba's ears and hid. Wang Ba went back to apply for the job, and as soon as he said that it was exactly 120 pounds, the dragon king was strange, he was 119 pounds just now, why is it 120 pounds now?

Wang Bayi was nervous, so he trembled and shook out the two small shrimps. When the dragon king saw it, he asked Xiao Xiami, what are you two doing?

Xiao Xiami: I'm telling a story to Wang Ba......Hey, hey, hey, ......

Life is not easy, there is always sadness.

But please smile more every day.

I hope it brings you a little joy.

Good night and good dreams.

There was a plane crash, and none of the passengers were spared, and none of the boxes were found, except for a pet monkey brought by the pilot. Investigators had no choice but to try to communicate with the monkey.

Investigator: "Monkey, monkey, what are you doing on the plane?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of eating.

The investigator was overjoyed and further followed: "So what is the flight attendant doing?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of walking around with something.

The investigators were even happier: "So what are the pilots doing?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of swinging around with his hands on the steering wheel.

The investigator rewarded the monkey with a banana and asked, "What was the flight attendant doing before the accident?" ”

The monkey made a gesture of unbuttoning.

The investigator was shocked: "So what is the pilot doing?" ”

The monkey keeps doing hugging and kissing gestures.

The investigators were furious, but they didn't forget to ask, "So what are you doing?" ”

The monkey made another gesture of swinging around with his hands on the steering wheel.

An old man told a story to a child about a eunuch .........

The child was puzzled and asked the following?

The old man said, "No."

When I go to a friend's house, I have to say take off my shoes, and then Lao Tzu walks around, do you have to take off your shoes in such a room???

Once upon a time, there was a village near the sea, and the villagers lived by fishing.

Many, many years have passed like this.

Suddenly, one day, a strange fish came to the sea, and the villagers who specialized in eating and fishing at sea had already eaten several people... This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "Six-Eyed Flying Fish".

Seeing that the strange fish killed people unscrupulously, everyone didn't dare to go out to sea to fish anymore. However, in this way, everyone will have no life**. There were a few bold people who wanted to kill the strange fish, but none of them succeeded, and they all went and never returned.

The villagers are getting more and more scared, how good is this!

At this time, a young man came to the village, his eyebrows were clear, his bones were clear, and there was a sense of righteousness between his eyebrows, and the young man said that his name was very special, called "love".

Love says that he can kill the strange fish.

The villagers didn't believe that such a young man from the village could kill the strange fish, so they didn't take the words of love seriously.

But the next day, Love came back with the carcass of the strange fish!

The villagers were shocked and asked Love, "How did you do that?" ”

Love Says: ... Love really takes courage to face the Six-Eyed Flying Fish ...

A teacher lectured on apes in class and found that the students did not listen carefully: You look at me, how can you know what the ape looks like if you don't look at me?