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1 What will become of mung bean jumping off a building? Red beans (excessive bleeding).

2 Once upon a time, there was a man who looked alike**, and one day, he was walking on the road and accidentally stopped. Hung up.

3 And as he was walking, he felt hungry and ate himself.

4 And there were two bananas, one in front and the other in the back, and the banana in front of him felt hot as he walked, so he took off the banana peel, and the banana behind him fell into it.

5 And there was a stag that ran faster and faster, and at last it became"High-speed stag"Finish.

6 Once upon a time, a steamed bun ate a meatball and turned into a bun.

7 A college student was captured by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him: Say, are you **? If you don't say anything, I'll electrocute you! The college student replied to the enemy and was electrocuted. He said, "I'm from the University of Electricity!"

8 Why do they not speak when there are two steaks together, one of the two ripe and the other of the four ripe? A: Because they are not cooked.

9 A matchstick felt that his head was very foreign, and he burned himself to death by disturbing it.

10 One day Mo Mo asked his father:"Daddy, am I a stupid child? "Dad said:"Silly boy, how can you be a silly child! "

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **? One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here! Students:

Let's go. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher:

You say one more thing. Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up? Students:

Shoot when it's time to strike. The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

There was a steamed bun that was going to travel far away, and it walked and walked and walked and walked far, far and wide, and finally, it was hungry, so it ate itself.

One day, there were three little boys playing together. The first little boy said:"Pong, I have a water gun. "The second little boy said:"Pong, I have a machine gun. "The third little boy said"Hahaha, I have a sissy gun. "~~~

For example, the most traditional one is that there is a guy named Xiaocai, and he is taken away.

Also, a 3 medium rare steak and a 5 medium rare steak were met on the street, but they didn't say hello, why? -- because they are "unfamiliar."

To add to that joke above...

The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out and scratched it, and burned himself by scratching it. So I went to the hospital and came out and it became a cotton swab."

What line do gorillas hate the most? That's right, parallel lines.

why？Parallel lines do not have bananas (intersect).

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

Fire! I'm not afraid, because I have a firewall.

Huh! There is no milk powder, I don't know if laundry detergent will work?

The moon on Bao Qingtian's face is used to facilitate reading at night.

The most endurance god - Lady Liberty.

I'm done without the moon. Because the moon represents my heart.

Do you know why there is water pollution? Because fish never bathe!

Original, good luck.

A sausage was kept in the refrigerator.

I felt very cold, then I looked at the other one next to me, and I was a little comforted, and said, "Look at you are frozen like this, and your whole body is covered with ice!" Then Nagen said, "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle." ”

The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "yes, of course you're a penguin. The little penguin asked his father, "Daddy, am I a penguin?"

yes, you're a penguin, what's wrong? But how could I feel so cold? ”

A polar bear was lonely on the ice in a daze, and when it was bored, it began to pluck its own hair and play, one ......Two ......Three ......In the end, there was not a single one left, and he suddenly shouted: "It's so cold!" "People will say this kind of joke: It's so cold.

I have a friend who has been talking about ** all his life, and one day he hung up.

Know why a bean flies.

Because it's a magic bean.

Know why a frog flies.

Because it's the magic frog

Wrong, because it ate the magic beans.

Do you know why eagles fly?

..Look down

'"Because it ate the magic frog".

.Wrong, because it would have flown in the first place.

.Is it cold.

There is a man who looks like a bicycle

One day he was bending down to tie his shoes on the side of the road and was ridden away!

Once upon a time there was a bird that flew and flew and flew and was suddenly hit by a gun, but it still continued to fly, why did it pinch it?

Because of it, strong

There was a bun that got hungry as it walked along the road, so it ate itself.

Tea said, come and soak me.

Who is stronger than Superman? It's Mr. Wittmann, because Mr. Wittmann wears size M.

One day I told a story to a friend: Once upon a time, there was a eunuch... My friend asked, "What's next?" He replied: It's gone down there.