What s the reply that looks clever?

Quarrels on the Internet, you come and go, endlessly. There will always be an impetuous party who will say, "blablabla......."That's all I have to say, no more reply, goodbye.

Did he really close the page and walk away? No, he's still refreshing, waiting to see the reply. His state of mind at this time is:

I want to go, I really want to go. But the fight hasn't been won yet, and if you are unwilling, you are really unwilling. So just keep sending replies and continue to tease him as much as you can.

99% of this person will come back soon and continue to argue. That's when it won: "Aren't you no longer replying?"

Coming back so soon? A slap in the face at the speed of light. And I can add:

Child, uncle will show you what it means to stop replying: I'm gone, I'll never come to this post again. In vain.

Then he closed the page and turned around and left, and he had no chance of getting it back. The first half of my life was spent studying these boring online brawl nirvana, and my life was wasted.

Daily coping girlfriend series. Change every sentence "whatever" to "listen to you", change every sentence "is it a little expensive" to "buy, I pay", and replace every sentence "good-looking" with a specific detail description + sincere praise Give a chestnut, oh no, this time I will hold up an apple and ask: Is this dress good-looking?

A: This color goes well with the pants, and the pattern is also very cute, so I can see it when I wear it, it is beautiful. Put every impatient "Do you understand?"

It's all replaced with a gentle "Honey, did I make it clear?" "Q: What kind of girl do you think I am?

A: The kind that you want to take home to see your parents when you see it.

When you're doing something and you're playing a game, you can tell him you're playing.

How do girls what do you like about me? A: Isn't there a formula?

A point in time + a little thing + description and polish + vows. For example, one morning four years ago, she was busy preparing breakfast for me, looking at her figure, I saw an angel in a trance, very beautiful, at that time I silently said to myself, this is the woman I want to love and hurt for the rest of my life.

Finally hugged her tightly, no need to explain.

I'm afraid of dogs, so when I see a large dog approaching me, I tell them to keep the dog on a leash. Some dog owners say, "My dog is very well-behaved and doesn't bite."

I said, "Okay, next time I'll take the knife out for a walk, lean on my body, and don't hide when the time comes." "I can't complain about some dog owners who don't care about other people's feelings, they are strong in combat, I'm ready to dodge, I really can't win them.

My mom didn't bring any money when she went out to buy something. She went to the counter first. I didn't squeeze in the back.

The waiter said, "Ouch, auntie, you don't have any money, what are you doing when you come out for shopping." "I took my wallet to checkout.

said, "My mother came out with me without any money. ”

If it's 8 a.m. Beijing time and I'm flying to Paris, and it's 8 a.m. local time in Paris when I arrive, is my life relatively prolonged? Answer: If you deduct the battery of the watch, it will not die.

Is there a book that you feel like it changes you and even affects your outlook on life and moves you when you mention it? Answer: "Five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation".

The other parent gives 5 million to let their children leave, how to deal with this situation? A: This is the love of my life, and I have to pay for it.