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When I was walking down the road and suddenly a person in front of me fell down and happened to lie on top of a pile of cow dung, I wanted to laugh out loud, but I held back.
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In the third year of high school, I changed my English teacher, and the first time I met, because she came to self-study, she didn't introduce herself ......She may have just permed her head because she was facing a new class, but this hairstyle is so funny, the kind I've never seen before, the short hair is still only permed on the surface, so that you can see the straight hair under the curly hair, and then it looks like an untreated short hair with a curly skin, because it is self-study, I am trying to hold back my laughter, but as soon as I look up at the time, I see her hairstyle, so the whole self-study trembles from time to time and the body is ...... to laughOn the night of the worst self-study efficiency, I held back internal injuries and had a deep memory.
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In a particularly serious, very sad, and very quiet scene, suddenly there was a person who let out three consecutive farts, and the kind with a super loud voice, the funniest thing was not this, it was a turn around, and everyone was suffocating and their faces were flushed, which was particularly funny.
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There was a hotel bathroom, because there were water stains on the road, and the boss fell in front of him, and that time was the hardest time for me to hold back my laughter.
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I just reluctantly made myself laugh before, after all, I didn't want to make this atmosphere too embarrassing.
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There was a man named Li Tian in the university dormitory, who was slightly chubby, kind and very talkative, and once someone from the dormitory next door came to look for him.
Borrowing a bus card every day, Li Tian said that he would use it when he went out tomorrow, and that person replied "Can't you use money" Such a strange person, I met it for the first time, and I really wanted to laugh at me.
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A friend broke up with her boyfriend, but the reason for the breakup was very funny, she said it with a sad face, but I listened absent-mindedly, seeing her so sad, I couldn't bear to laugh, and I couldn't hold back the internal injuries.
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Once, when I was in geography class, the geography teacher couldn't help but let out a fart, which made me hold back and not laugh.
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When the leader had a meeting, he dug a hole for himself, and finally said that he couldn't get out inside, which was super embarrassing, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
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When I was in junior high school, I hired a teacher to tutor at home, this teacher was very serious, usually not smiling, and I didn't joke, and I didn't dare to talk much during class. One time he let out a loud and long fart, and my face turned red with a smile.
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I remember one time, I sent the two of us out to play, and I found that my pants were worn up, and I didn't laugh at the time, but I told him in the end.
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When I was in high school, an older history teacher sat on the podium and dozed off while we were being asked to review the content of the previous lesson, and said a few words in my sleep, which caused the whole class to laugh.
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Seeing his classmates being criticized by the teacher, he didn't dare to laugh in front of the teacher even though he was in the office.
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She was very sad about her friend's sadness, but it was really funny when she described it, so she was very miserable.
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Even when my dad told some jokes, I felt like I had to hold back.
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High school, when we were not divided into arts and science classes. Once, in the monthly exam, our class had a bad biology exam, and the biology teacher was very angry at counting us down on the podium, and the class was very quiet. Finally, perhaps tired, she sighed softly and spoke
Alright, you can mate freely for the rest of the time. After a few seconds: "Ah no no no, free reign, I mean discretionary discretion!"
The class burst into laughter.
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A military training, we do it in middle school, upright, left, right, 1234, once I don't know why, we do military training, the instructor sent us a lot of fire, the whole cadet team stood in a proper manner to listen to the training, I stood, the first row was silent, like a shivering, little budding, we tried to maintain a perfect military posture, until a sticky, the bird was too naughty, the hot little bird poop fell impartially just on the instructor teacher, unconscious, The instructor continued to walk around with his steaming hats on, and we scolded the recruits, and we began to feel the pain in our diaphragm muscles, and a tense feeling in our abs.
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Once my two-year-old son was playing hide and seek with his mother. The two of them chased back and forth around a small car, looking for it. All of a sudden, my son couldn't find his mother, where was his mother?
I can't find it. My son turned around twice and didn't see it, where is Mom? I saw a constant smile next to me, and I didn't dare to speak.
At this time, I saw my son, looked down, and arrested his mother, who let you go under the sports car?
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It was also during the military training, the two sisters next to me were a little verbose, the instructor said to stand up straight and raise his head and chest, and a sister next to him was too plump, whispering to another sister like a slogan, we are already very stiff and can not stand up anymore, while saying that she also straightened her proud posture, I really couldn't hold back my laughter and pinched my thighs, otherwise I would be punished for laughing.
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I went to my boyfriend's house for the night, took a bath, and when I saw a piece of soap, I picked it up and used it. It feels weird when you use it. Later, after washing and kissing me, my boyfriend smelled the wrong smell and asked me, "Didn't you use the soap you used to bathe Erha?" I tried not to laugh.
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A meeting to make a report The following buddies estimated that they didn't eat well, and they couldn't stop hiccups. The person who made the report said "Respected leaders", this buddy has a "son", and there is a sentence of "guests", this buddy has a "son". It's quite loud.
It's really embarrassing from above, and the faces and necks of the people below are blushing and their necks are shaking.
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I remember watching a couple quarrel before. The girls quarreled, and the boys laughed softly on the side. Girls are not like boys, hugging and laughing and saying that they can't even quarrel, so what should I do?
After a few days I had a fight with my girlfriend. I also laughed like the man. As a result, my girlfriend rushed up and slapped me in the face and smiled.
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The experience of trying to hold back laughter the hardest, and it is also very funny, that is, when others are talking about something. I obviously don't feel ridiculous, but if I see others laughing, I will laugh too, and the experience of being small is also a very good experience.
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The experience of trying to hold back my laughter the most was when I was in elementary school, a classmate accidentally splashed water on the teacher's body, and at this time I couldn't laugh, and I couldn't hold back if I didn't laugh.
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The experience of trying to laugh was particularly terrifying, because one time it was just to match their performance, and then I kept laughing there, and then I felt so embarrassed that people looked at me with a stupid look.
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It's just playing a game, the game is to hold back the laughter, but it's the hardest time to stop laughing, and in the end I didn't hold it back and spit out the water.
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When I met my high school math teacher on a blind date, the teacher said: My God, am I so old, it really made me suffocate my laughter at that time. Our sophomore math teacher went to teach us just after graduation, about six years older than me, but I came back from college, he wasn't married yet, and according to his own words, he was on a blind date no less than forty or fifty times, and he ended up meeting his own students.
Then when I saw him, I stood up directly and said hello to the teacher, and then he came to the above sentence, when we were eating together, his loveless expression made me laugh, and now I want to laugh when I think about it.
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When you ask this question, I remember that when I was in junior high school, our English teacher had a boot to wear in winter, one long and one short, obviously I went too fast to wear a fork in the morning self-study, I really wanted to laugh after seeing it (not laughing at it), and then because I studied early in the morning, I was scared and didn't dare to laugh, so I endured it, and finally the students in our class passed one by one, and they all found out that the teacher's shoes were worn wrong, everyone wanted to laugh, and they were all trying to hold back their laughter. When it was almost the end of the morning, I couldn't help it, so a classmate secretly told the teacher, and after finishing speaking, the teacher smiled embarrassedly, very embarrassed, and then we dared to laugh along, haha.
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I once visited a client, who was a martial arts enthusiast, and when I was chatting about martial arts-related movements, the client deliberately demonstrated a backflip to me, and I accidentally fell when I landed. At that time, my stomach was really pumping, but I couldn't show on my face that I wanted to laugh.
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A few years ago, I had a buffet with my husband, and there was a mother and daughter sitting at our adjacent table, the child was in the third or fourth grade of primary school, and the next table of the mother and daughter was four blonde and blue-eyed international students, and the four international students took out their cameras after setting up the food and wanted the mother of the child at the adjacent table to take a picture**, which may understand the problem, the child's mother pointed the camera at herself with a lens and pressed the shutter. Instantly suffocated into internal injuries.
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It's when I was in elementary school before, I was talking super funny things with my tablemates, and I was really laughing with my chest against my back, but the teacher suddenly appeared in front of me, and I really tried my best to deflate all my feelings, and then I was writing there expressionlessly, and I felt that I was really going to suffocate at that time.
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