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Question 1: You are participating in a race, you have been surprised by the hard work, you finally surpassed the runner in second place, how many are you now?

Answer: If you answer first, you are completely wrong!

If you are ahead of the original second, you will take his place, that is, second, pig's head!

Question 2: (Don't use more time than the first question, be fast!) If you run, run, go over last place, and what are you now?

Answer: If you answer the last two, you are wrong again!

How can you be ahead of the last man, he is the last man? Why are you still behind him? Pig's head, hehe

Question 3: (I'm starting to feel like I'm a bit of a pig's head.......)）

Math Mental Arithmetic Problems....No pen, paper or counters are allowed, only mental arithmetic ......1000 plus 40 ......Dewei....Plus 1000....Plus 30....1000 more....Add another 20....Now add another 1000....Plus 10....What is the sum? Right away!

Answer: 5000? Wrong again!

Take a calculator and do the math, it's 4100 big pig's head!

You're so stupid......One last chance for you!

Question 4, (English Question:).

mary‘s father has five daughters: 1. nana， 2. nene， 3. nini，what is the name of the fifth daughter?

Ha ha!!! Guess what, guess, such a simple thing, mary!! Yikes

Question 1: In the running race, you passed the second place, how many places are you now?

Question 2: In the running race, you passed the penultimate place, how many places are you now?

Question 3: In the running race, you passed the penultimate place, how many places are you now?

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal lately, what to eat and what to pull, to eat cucumbers.

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are a pair of good friends, very good friends.

One day, haha died. Hee hee was very sad, he walked to Haha's grave and said:"Haha, you're dead. "

If you can answer this question within 1 minute, it means that your logical ability is outstanding.

If only yesterday were tomorrow. It's Friday.

Answer: Let's say today is Friday, so yesterday = Thursday, tomorrow = Saturday;

In the question, yesterday = tomorrow, if yesterday = Thursday is brought into the question, then tomorrow = Thursday, and today is Wednesday.

Bringing tomorrow = Saturday into the question, then yesterday = Saturday, calculate that today is Sunday.

The answer is that today is Wednesday or Sunday, from a mathematical point of view, these two answers are fine, let's verify, when today is Wednesday, yesterday is Tuesday, tomorrow is Thursday, respectively into the question, 1 Yesterday = Tuesday is brought in after the words are said: Tuesday is tomorrow if it is tomorrow (it doesn't make sense), 2 Tomorrow = Thursday is brought in and said this: if yesterday is Thursday, today is Friday (no problem).

When today is Sunday, yesterday is Saturday, tomorrow is Monday, respectively into the topic, 3 Yesterday = Saturday after bringing in the words are like this: Saturday is tomorrow if it is Friday today (no problem, but a little awkward, if tomorrow is Saturday, today will be Friday, so it will be smooth, but it is not the same as the topic), 4 Tomorrow = Monday after bringing in is this: if yesterday is Monday, today will be Friday (it doesn't make sense).

So out of the 4 statements verified, only 2 are smooth and do not change the original question, and the answer should be today as Wednesday.

The question is: If yesterday was tomorrow, then today is week 5, so what day is the real day?

It can be seen that the sentence "Then today is week 5" is hypothetical, and there will be a later question: what day of the week is the real today.

Therefore, it is not possible to use week 5 as a criterion to determine that yesterday was week 4, and this question can only be reversed:

First of all, the real today must not be week 5, otherwise the problem is not established, then only the real day is Sunday, and then if yesterday (Saturday) is tomorrow, then today is week 5.

If the real day is week 3, if yesterday (week 2) is tomorrow, then today is week 5 This sentence is not true!

Isn't that simple?

1.If you think of yesterday as tomorrow, it's not 2 days away, but the actual tomorrow is 2 days away. So on top of this assumption, it will take another 2 days for the actual day to arrive.

The answer is not out, Friday is Sunday after 2 days.

2.If you think of tomorrow as yesterday, it will be two days away. Then the actual yesterday needs to be rewind 2 days to arrive. So on top of this assumption, the actual day will be set back 2 days before it arrives.

The answer is also out, Friday is 2 days backwards is Wednesday.

Solution 1: It would be nice if yesterday was Thursday (tomorrow), so that today is Friday. Tomorrow is Thursday, so today is Wednesday.

Solution 2: It would be nice if Saturday (yesterday) was tomorrow, so that today would be Friday. Yesterday was Saturday, so today is Sunday.

There are two scenarios:

Analysis: This question is related to the understanding of the sentence, and different understandings lead to different answers.

In the first case, today would be Sunday and tomorrow would be Monday, but if yesterday was tomorrow, tomorrow would be Saturday and the day after tomorrow would be Sunday. Could it be that this person still wants to spend the weekend?! In the first case, today would be Wednesday, tomorrow would be Thursday, and if yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday, and tomorrow would be Saturday.

To sum up, this person just hopes that tomorrow is Saturday, and the first situation is that today is Sunday, and this weekend is almost over, and he doesn't want to go to work and school, and he wants tomorrow to be the weekend, so it's assumed. The second scenario is that today is Wednesday, and I hope that the weekend will come soon, so I will assume so. The answer to this question depends on what the questioner's starting point is.

Yesterday=x Today=z Tomorrow=y

x=z-1 z=x+1 y=z+1 x=y-2 z=y-1 y=x+2 If yesterday is tomorrow, that is, when x is y, then z=5 is substituted into the formula or (Note: because x=y is assumed, it is not possible to substitute the formula where x and y exist together, nor can y be substituted for x, because tomorrow is yesterday, and the concept is different between the two).

y=5-1 or 5=y+1

calculated. y=4 Substituting y=4 makes all equations hold, so that today is Wednesday (z=3).

"If only yesterday were tomorrow, so that today is Friday", what day of the week is today? First of all, this is the English title, which may not necessarily coincide with the translated title, after all, the Chinese context is different. The first case:

If yesterday is tomorrow, it can only be understood as: Yesterday (true) today (true) today (false) tomorrow (false) word order, so today (false) is Friday, if today (true) is Wednesday. And there are many people who say that Sunday is also okay in English, but not in Chinese, because the first sentence defines yesterday as hypothetical and tomorrow as true, and it is impossible to write yesterday (false) today (false) today (true) tomorrow (true) tomorrow (true) in the case of chronological paradox, if the yesterday in the sentence is exchanged with tomorrow. In the second case, in the question, "today is the day of the week in the sentence", this sentence can be regarded as the substitution of "today" in the previous sentence in Chinese, and the "today" in the sentence is changed to "today (false)" because of the assumption of the previous sentence, so the question can be understood as the day of the week in the sentence today (false), and the answer is Friday.

In general, this is caused by the ambiguity caused by the translation from English to Chinese, and the problem would not be ambiguous if it is translated into today's actual day of the week. But the answer can only be chosen on Wednesday and Friday, because the timeline will not change anyway, and the English question really can't be translated indiscriminately, otherwise it will be a joke.

Q: If only yesterday was tomorrow, then today is Friday. What day of the week is it?

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The correct answer is Wednesday. Sunday can't be said to be absolutely wrong. Friday is absolutely wrong, the answer is Friday's, not suitable to read below.

1.Answer 1: [Yesterday Tuesday, Today Wednesday, Tomorrow Thursday] Subtext:

Alas, why is it only Wednesday today, if only yesterday was not Tuesday, but Thursday, so that today is Friday, and the weekend is about to begin. (Subconsciously replacing the abstract "tomorrow" with a concrete Thursday).

2.Answer 2: [Yesterday Saturday, Today Sunday, Tomorrow Monday] Subtext:

Alas, today Sunday is going to pass so soon, if only Saturday was not yesterday, but tomorrow, so that today is only Friday, and the weekend is just about to begin. (Subconsciously replacing the abstract "yesterday" with a concrete Saturday).

Reading it this way, it seems that both Wednesday and Sunday answers are correct. But actually, it's okay to read because of the use of "not......Rather, the sentence after replacement is in line with everyone's habit of expressing and receiving information, and it is a process of giving a specific value to an abstract value without ambiguity.

So why is the answer wrong on Sunday? Because in the previous sentence, it is no problem to say that "Saturday is not yesterday, but tomorrow"! However, it is not in line with the Chinese expression habit to say "Saturday is tomorrow" alone, and we will say "tomorrow is Saturday".

It would be good if A was B", which is generally used to express that A does not possess a certain attribute of B in a specific environment, and it would be good if A could also have a certain attribute of B.

So it's not a math problem, it's a Chinese linguistics problem.

To deepen our understanding, let's change the subject.

Alas, today is the 9th, and yesterday is tomorrow." What does it mean? It could be to say, "It would be nice if yesterday was the 10th," or it could be "It would be nice if the 8th was tomorrow." Of course, the former is in line with the general habit of use of this expression, and the latter, if you read it, cannot be said to be completely wrong.

Don't be blind. Yesterday is tomorrow, and the time is two days too fast, 5-2 = Wednesday. That's the answer!

If you change it to tomorrow and it is yesterday, the time is too slow for two days, 5+2=Sunday. Yesterday is tomorrow, and what can't be converted to tomorrow is yesterday. This is Chinese, not mathematics.

The subject and object are reversed, and the meaning changes.

If yesterday is tomorrow. Let's get to the bottom of the question first. Yes if yesterday was tomorrow. It doesn't mean if tomorrow was yesterday.

First of all, you can platoon.

Except that today can't be Friday.

Assume one, today is Wednesday, yesterday is Tuesday, and Tuesday if it's tomorrow. Then today is Monday. So this assumption is not valid.

Let's say two, today is Thursday, yesterday is Wednesday, and if Wednesday is tomorrow, then today is Tuesday. This assumption also does not hold.

Assume three, today Sunday, yesterday Saturday, Saturday if it's tomorrow, then today is Friday! This assumption is true. Accord with!

So today is Sunday!

The questioner just wants to spend another weekend.

Wochun Tang Du Fu.

The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful.

Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.

I have no education, I have a very low IQ.

Ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

A county official with an unstandard speech went to a village to attend a meeting. On the day of the meeting, the villagers were excited to discuss. The county magistrate said

Rabbits, dried shrimps, don't have pickles, pickles are too expensive! "(Comrades, villagers, don't speak, now the meeting is open!) )

After a while, the host came. The host also doesn't speak Mandarin well, he said:"Pickles please sausage pickles!

Now I'm going to tell you a story. )

The township chief was about to speak, but the girl couldn't listen anymore, she said:"Everyone should speak standardly, so as not to make jokes! "

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles, please sausage and pickle!" ”

Translation: Now the mayor of the township, please.

Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails!" Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!! ”

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!! The coach said, "The first class kills chickens, the second class steals eggs, and I'll make porridge for you." ”

Translation: The first shift shoots, the second shift throws bombs, and I'll demonstrate to you. A foreign girl who married into China was instructed at breakfast, who couldn't eat fritters, "You dip and eat." ”

She immediately stood up and was told again, "You dip and eat!" ”

She was confused and said aggrievedly: "Let me eat standing up, I've stood up, where else are I going to stand?" ”